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July 26, 2005
Time to Get My Hippy On
(cross-posted from Bad Example) Matty O'Blackfive says Jane Fonda's going to be protesting the Iraq war, and... Fonda said her anti-war tour in March will use a bus that runs on “vegetable oil.” Vegetable oil? Sorry, but as a member of People For the Ethical Treatment of Vegetables, I'm protestin'! "No veggies for oil!" "Hey! Hey! Fonda, J.! How many carrots did you kill today?" "Give peas a chance!" "Jane lied! Turnips died!" "Your hands are red with the juice of innocent tomatoes!" "Avacados are not the enemy!" "Jane Fonda: herbicidal maniac!" "How many ears per gallon?" "Kill one person it's murder; kill thousands of beans and it's fuel!" "Free speech, not processed leeks!" "Jane Fonda is Mazola's puppet!" "Real patriots defend potatoes!" "The road to peace is not paved with pea pods!" Don't let Jane get away with this atrocity against innocent produce! 12 Responses To "Time to Get My Hippy On"
People like Jane Fonda are just cowards. That's why they ignore everything the terrorists do and try to make us look like the bad guys. They figure that if they look like they are on the side of the terrorists, the terrorists won't hurt them. Sorry for the unfunny comment but I'm just too pissed to be funny. #1 - Posted by: Frank H. on July 26, 2005 01:26 PMHeh. Good one, Harvey! The rest mucho funny,too. So, where do the Protest Warriors fit into this? :-D #3 - Posted by: Steve the Pirate on July 26, 2005 02:12 PMThanks for clearing that up, Frank. I thought Jane Fonda was going to be rolling around in a bus filled with vegetable oil. Wish I had known this before I gouged my eyes out. #4 - Posted by: Toxic Avenger on July 26, 2005 02:41 PMSince heart disease kills more people than our army does, does she think it's o.k. to go around and promote fried food, by driving a bus fueled with the blood of the devil(I have on account he's got a cholesterol problem). This is an outrage. #5 - Posted by: Dr. Phat Tony on July 26, 2005 03:53 PMI just have to say Jane Fonda is a whiny liberal that is a terrorist sympathizer. #6 - Posted by: Mark DeBlase on July 26, 2005 03:54 PMI love it when I get mistaken for Frank. Not QUITE as good as getting mistaken for Arnold Schwarzeneggar, but still, pretty cool :-) #7 - Posted by: Harvey on July 26, 2005 06:30 PMWell, well, well... I mistake Harvey for Frank, and I get called a cockroach. Now it's a lovey thing! I think the Toxic Avenger may have connections inside IMAO...Hmmmmmm. VIVA LA COCKAROACHA!!!! (Yeah, I'm drinking.) #8 - Posted by: jimmyb on July 26, 2005 07:47 PMSoylent green is pea-ple! #9 - Posted by: OCBill on July 26, 2005 07:53 PMWhat about Corn exploitaiton films? Discrimination between white and brown rice? THINK OF THE SEEDLINGS!! SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE SEEDLINGS!!!!!! #10 - Posted by: Matt on July 26, 2005 09:16 PMIMAO should really start the call for P.E.T.V. I'm thinking a whole 'nother line of t-shirts here. I'd buy one. #11 - Posted by: Turtle on July 27, 2005 10:13 AMYou really need to credit The Arrogant Worms for this post. Plagiarist! #12 - Posted by: motopolitico on July 28, 2005 12:05 AMPost a comment
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