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July 29, 2005
Shut Up, Aswat!
Posted by Frank J. at 11:30 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (19)

It looks like probably 7/7 "mastermind" Aswat has been captured. Everytime I hear of the devious Aswat on TV I think, "Are they really allowed to say that?" I mean, it's hard to tell a 't' sound from a 'd' sound, and it's just very improper for news people to be saying such a phrase. Hopefully he doesn't have kids so we won't have some liberal come on TV and cry about the "poor little Aswats."

And who are his co-conspirators? Fookfaic and Deekwead?

(For more wacky IMAO fun, come up with your own terrorist names and post them in the comments)

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19 Responses To "Shut Up, Aswat!"

I love it. I think there should be more of these appropriately named terrorists.

And maybe....first.

#1 - Posted by: belo on July 29, 2005 11:38 AM

Don't forget "Noom-noots". :o)

#2 - Posted by: AWG on July 29, 2005 11:41 AM

how 'bout Shith Ead

#3 - Posted by: Dr. Phat Tony on July 29, 2005 11:58 AM

Hous Bin Fartein

Ali Ali Ochsenfrei

Mustaffah Dawimmen

#4 - Posted by: SicSemperTyrannus on July 29, 2005 12:00 PM

How bout Uwana Ma'dique

#5 - Posted by: fmragtops on July 29, 2005 12:53 PM

Mohammed Al Karbom.(sorry, Rio Linda, pronounced car-bomb).

#6 - Posted by: Bombtruck on July 29, 2005 12:57 PM

Actually, now that I think about it, I did used to deliver prescriptions to a woman in an old folks home named Henrietta Asswad. Seriously. God their kids must've all committed suicide with that kinda last name.

#7 - Posted by: Bombtruck on July 29, 2005 01:10 PM

Aliqa Yuras

Actually that sounds more French than Arabian.

#8 - Posted by: SeanS on July 29, 2005 01:16 PM

fuqua goat

#9 - Posted by: Steve on July 29, 2005 01:32 PM


Pakistani Terrorist:

Sukmawati Widja

- MuscleDaddy

#10 - Posted by: MuscleDaddy on July 29, 2005 02:10 PM

Aswat I'm talkin' 'bout.

#11 - Posted by: McWert Deglieb on July 29, 2005 03:45 PM

i once worked with a guy named fouk diep.

just sayin...

#12 - Posted by: right of right on July 30, 2005 04:23 AM

Madik Swaitoozmal

Ahavmai Heduppmiaz

Neggativ Eyque

Ahgad Nobraenz Attal

Ahtta Beezhot


#13 - Posted by: Joe Bonforte on July 30, 2005 01:59 PM

Aquep ma Teef
Innajar B'sid th'Bed

(say all together)


Also, there is a New Zealand town named Whakar. In Maori (the native language of NZ, which that name comes from), 'Wh' is pronounced as 'Ph'.

#14 - Posted by: edgr on July 31, 2005 04:54 AM

seymor buts?

#15 - Posted by: killtheclintons7 on August 1, 2005 12:54 PM

Ahsheed Inmishorts, el Tikriti
- The new suicide recruit

#16 - Posted by: Cincinnati_Bob on August 1, 2005 01:44 PM

Seymour Butts? The guy who tried to get the deposit back for the rental truck in the 1993 WTC bombing was actually named Mohammad Salameh (Salami).

And although he's not a militant Islamist, this takes the cake:

On April Fool's Day in 2001 a guy named Wong Wei got into an accident and caused an international incident.

jp

#17 - Posted by: JP on August 2, 2005 02:02 AM

Of course there are the classic Pakistani cricker names from the "Twelfth Man" comedy series, which could be re-used in this circumstance (and from the comments I see, some already have been):

Wasi Acrim
Hafeez Andmissin
Javedgimitefor Miandad
Ahkeep Myteefina Jahbesidabed

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Twelfth_Man

#18 - Posted by: Nicholas on August 2, 2005 02:13 AM

Urmam Zahore

#19 - Posted by: Joseph Merrick on August 4, 2005 09:42 PM
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