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August 11, 2005
You Attack One IMAO Blogger, You Attack Us All!
Since I've been discussing it and I'm back home where the website isn't blocked, here's the article where some guy make fun of spacemonkey, really rips Harvey, and I think makes fun of me - but I'm a little confused on that one. Our traffic is like way better tha their's, though, so I'm not sure how much attention to give it since we're not going to benefit out of this feud. Still, a humor contest does seem like the thing to prove that we conservatives are funnier. I can see it now: three humor pieces. One making fun of an issue from the conservative side, the other from the liberal side, and then a humor piece that's of a non-political topic. A panel made up of half liberals and half conservatives (and one moderate for tie breakers) picks a winner in each category without knowing the author. Best two out of three wins. Man, that's complicated. Know what? We have more traffic than these mean, nasty liberal people which means we're funnier. Case closed. 33 Responses To "You Attack One IMAO Blogger, You Attack Us All!"
I have no idea what i just read. #1 - Posted by: Joe on August 11, 2005 07:26 PMSeems like an objective rule of measure to me Frank. #2 - Posted by: Fitch on August 11, 2005 07:29 PMI wouldn't argue about the cum guzzling Frank, the Liberals are experts at cum guzzling, especially limp dick Michael Moore's cum, so they know them when they see them...except in your case where their vision is so narrowed by their own extreme views... Oh and by the way Liberals SUCK!! #3 - Posted by: tjgruffs on August 11, 2005 07:42 PM-Know what? We have more traffic than these mean, nasty liberal people which means we're funnier. Case closed AMEN! #4 - Posted by: Laura on August 11, 2005 07:55 PMI don't see them in the TLB Humor Community, so I guess they aren't funny. #5 - Posted by: Laurence Simon on August 11, 2005 08:33 PMThey don't seem to be enrolled in TTLB. Go figure. #6 - Posted by: Fitch on August 11, 2005 08:38 PMOops, my bad. The just don't DISPLAY their status. Ranked #725. I only been at this stuff for two months and they're, relatively speaking, not that far ahead. Doesn't speak well for them. #7 - Posted by: Fitch on August 11, 2005 08:41 PMThey attacked me? Really? Where? I've been attacked butterflies that have done more emotional damage. The stuff 'against' Harvey was weak at best and idiotic at worse I kept getting trackbacks too, though. He's editing the daylights out of that post. Though you'd think, being a liberal master of the lighter arts, he'd have gotten it at least close to right on ONE of the first 10 or so times. Wow, that was pretty lame #9 - Posted by: Nobody on August 11, 2005 09:22 PMMaaaannn.. I want to see what it says, but I don't want to give the guy the traffic. #10 - Posted by: Tracey on August 11, 2005 10:02 PM"..Frank is a cum-guzzling monster twat." That explains it! He's jealous b/c Frank has Sarah K. and he only has his hand! He most likely didn't even come up with that term on his own, but just went through his "Favorites". Fucking perv. #11 - Posted by: Tristan on August 11, 2005 11:06 PMI appear to have struck a nerve over there. YAY! I make myself so proud. #12 - Posted by: Fitch on August 11, 2005 11:25 PMSounds like some comedy envy (over there) to me. And it's OBVIOUS they haven't read some of the Whittler's funny stuff... #13 - Posted by: SkyeChild on August 12, 2005 12:15 AMI would be delighted to be a panel judge for such a contest. Entries should be neatly written and submitted on bank notes; with special priority given to submissions on high denominations. I'm not implying that I can be bribed, mind, but decent porn links could also increase the chances of one's entry aactually being read before the submission form is recylced on hookers and alcohol. And if anyone went so far as bringing the hsevered head of a mime, well.... #14 - Posted by: Dr. E. Scientist, phD on August 12, 2005 12:51 AMI am now officially a fan of the Dr. E. Scientist, PhD blog. Funny stuff! #15 - Posted by: The Real Scott on August 12, 2005 12:58 AMI know this is late, but if you didn't know, David Wong, admin/creator of PointlessWasteofTime.com is also Reep/Conservative. Strong/tasteless stuff, but also often funny. Sorry if being redundant. #16 - Posted by: Jon on August 12, 2005 02:46 AMLiberals are only funny when they're not trying to be. Like the way they act holier than thou even though they're atheists. Or when Jimmy Carter pretends to know something about geopolitics. Kerry, too, for that matter. "Let's give Iran nuclear weapons just like Clinton gave them to North Korea." #17 - Posted by: McWert Deglieb on August 12, 2005 05:33 AMWhy thank you, Real Scott; kind words indeed. Thanks to you, my readership has doubled; up to a total of four. Eat your heart out, Chris Matthews! Do you see? Good things can happen to you, if you bribe comment moderators with Tequila. Alternatively, one can also inform them menacingly: “I know all about the ferret!” Hey, these are bloggers, people. Chances are extremely good that they’re hiding one or two dirty little ferret-related secrets. Well I'm not sure how to get this widespread to the blogosphere, so i might as well try here. I found this to be a very funny comic on some people's irrational view of President Bush. http://www.shortpacked.com/comics/20050812air.gif #19 - Posted by: Call Me Indy on August 12, 2005 08:10 AMSo if I attack Spacemonkey, am I attacking myself? #20 - Posted by: Laurence Simon on August 12, 2005 08:56 AMsalvage, I'm getting tired of all of this talking about funny. It's never funny to talk about what's funny. Also, I have a question. I've never looked at TTLB, but all my life I've heard jokes and seen things that I thought were funny. Were they really not funny just because they never asked that guy if they could be funny? I mean, is he the final authority on everything that's humor? Is George Carlin not funny if he hasn't registered with him? And does Fitch ever take that buttplug out of his ass? #23 - Posted by: Yosef on August 12, 2005 10:00 AMIs it just me, or was that extremely hard to follow along? Sounds like someone needs to take English Comp I again. We got your back, Frank! #24 - Posted by: Steve the Pirate on August 12, 2005 10:18 AMSteve the Pirate, And does Fitch ever take that buttplug out of his ass? Why? Are you itching to use it? #26 - Posted by: on August 12, 2005 12:06 PMYar! Frank, Richie Myers' daddy be a pirate too! #27 - Posted by: coolerthanyou on August 12, 2005 01:02 PMBut not as vulgar. Ever seen that guy's regular act? Oh yeah, there's a saying in comedy, if you can't be funny be loud, blue or both. Bob is blue only. But the funny thing is very few people know this, they still think of him as America's funniest home videos host or Tanner Dad and as such his stand-up doesn't get the right crowds. Which means he doesn't do all that well which is really bad news for him cuz dude pays all kinds of alimony. #28 - Posted by: salvage on August 12, 2005 01:43 PMSo I came from Sadly, No! to this site and I have to say, nothing I have read from the top post to this one is funny at all. I mean, nothing even trying to be funny. War is boring? Not funny, and OLD news. I guess you never heard the saying "War is weeks of absolute boredom interrupted by minutes of absolute terror"? Where are the jokes, the snark, the jibes? I'd even accept song parodies as an attempt at humor. You guys are just not funny, because you aren't even trying. Although I did like your logo, even though it was an old joke decades ago. Here, let me help you out: knock-knock Joshowitz, let me give your money back, there, done. #30 - Posted by: spacemonkey on August 12, 2005 08:35 PMAnd does Fitch ever take that buttplug out of his ass? Just got finished with it. Catch. It's your turn Yosef. Hope you enjoy it as much as I have. #31 - Posted by: Fitch on August 12, 2005 09:21 PMI cent a comentt on they're sight: It's REALLY "elusive" when searching for words you didn't encounter during the English class you missed while attending "rallies" and "sit-ins". What a 'Tard.... Posted by: Horrabin at August 14, 2005 01:22 AM" The must bee in a nother plannet they tim is rong. ;-) #32 - Posted by: Horrabin on August 13, 2005 07:37 PM"You Attack One IMAO Blogger, You Attack Us All!" Sounds suspiciously like collectivism to me. #33 - Posted by: on August 14, 2005 12:00 AMPost a comment
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