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August 12, 2005
don't ask for whom the bell tolls . . .
You just came to Texas Tech University as a freshman...and you get the opportunity to make it big time as the football team's "BELL RINGER" during their games... Your whole family, all of your friends, and about 10-15 million ESPN viewers will see you on a Saturday telecast ringing the team's bell.... But to your whole family, all of your friends, and about 30 Responses To "don't ask for whom the bell tolls . . ."
looking at it a second time, it appears he is wang-chunging #1 - Posted by: cadet on August 12, 2005 11:57 PMHe's doing something all right. It's definitely not bell ringing, but he is doing something... #2 - Posted by: JMK on August 13, 2005 12:30 AMOkay, this is funny, but isn't it also a little random? My alma mater played Navy a year and half ago. Also that probably isn't a freshmen, ringing the bell for the Saddle Tramps is a big deal for saddle tramp people. #3 - Posted by: Josh on August 13, 2005 12:44 AMI understand that the TCU fans are upset about the desecration of their bell, but one can’t really blame the fellow. After all, who amongst us hasn’t been caught in flagrante delicto with an historically significant object on nationally telly? It’s one of the reasons that I am now unwelcome on the “Antiques Road Show”. Okay, I checked this one out again... How about if this post just disappears and nobody speaks of it again? I think that would be good. #5 - Posted by: JMK on August 13, 2005 07:35 AMBoy it's a toss up...Is this Simon or Dr. E Psycho? #6 - Posted by: sarah pacatte on August 13, 2005 08:01 AMDr. Evil Scientist, phD, at your service, Ma'am. Need any continents deforrested, hippies flayed, mimes lauched into the Sun? Then I'm your man. I think that you'll find my fee schedule quite reasonable, and I give deep discounts for the removal of clown infestations. #7 - Posted by: Dr. E. Scientist, phD. on August 13, 2005 08:29 AMUmm, no. No, no, no, no. That is wrong. Now, to figure out why the hell I'm laughing. Gunlord #8 - Posted by: gunlord on August 13, 2005 10:29 AMOh no you didn't! I agree with JMK. In the least, why does it always have to be me? #10 - Posted by: Frank J. on August 13, 2005 11:41 AMFrankJ asks: "...why does it always have to be me?" Easy. You're the head honcho. Gunlord #11 - Posted by: gunlord on August 13, 2005 12:35 PMThis is like looking at a bad accident. You know it's wrong to look at it, but you can't help yourself. #12 - Posted by: Purple Raider on August 13, 2005 12:55 PMCould somebody post it in a quick time format? All us Mac users are missing out. #13 - Posted by: Steve on August 13, 2005 02:59 PMCould somebody post it in a quick time format? All us Mac users are missing out. #14 - Posted by: Steve on August 13, 2005 02:59 PMSteve, just install Windows Media Player for the Mac. Works fine over here. #15 - Posted by: Justin Buist on August 13, 2005 03:24 PMIf they ring the bell during a touchdown, he's doing "this" because of what? An interception? First down? Nope, nevermind, looks like unnecessary roughness. #16 - Posted by: Coleman on August 13, 2005 03:37 PMMore proof that the wedding needs to hurry up and happen. #17 - Posted by: Jenno on August 13, 2005 05:52 PMBeing a Texas A&M student I can tell you that the original video IS disturbing but whats even funnier is to think that their mascot rode his horse into a wall and killed it at another game. Yes Techies, you are the weakest link. #18 - Posted by: Jack on August 13, 2005 08:51 PMFirst of all, Steve, fellow Mac user here and I see both just fine, unfortunately! :) Second, just damn! #19 - Posted by: Leuthen on August 13, 2005 08:51 PMJeez, Frank...I knew you hated monkeys...but wow...that's some heavy hatin' there... #20 - Posted by: Darth Monkeybone on August 14, 2005 12:10 AMsweet #21 - Posted by: CLS1 on August 14, 2005 01:54 AMI'm guessing the sound was somewhere between a ding and a dong? #22 - Posted by: spacemonkey on August 14, 2005 03:04 AMWell, it looks like someone's bell is being rung. #23 - Posted by: aelfheld on August 14, 2005 02:01 PMCould someone please turn the hose on Frank? Man oh man, his wedding better happen soon, we don't need to see stuff like this. #24 - Posted by: Exile on August 14, 2005 02:30 PMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! #26 - Posted by: Matt on August 15, 2005 01:14 AMEw! Where was the warning??!! #28 - Posted by: jonag on August 15, 2005 07:44 PM"I'm guessing the sound was somewhere between a ding and a dong? DUDE?! I am DYING here at that one. I think I woke the kids, scared the dog and ruined the computer monitor and keyboard. Man, I hurt #29 - Posted by: AMJoe on August 17, 2005 02:23 AMThe bell tolls for some Answering Service #30 - Posted by: BYC Answering Service on August 21, 2005 03:57 PMPost a comment
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