Fit For A King
According to CNN, Yoko Ono has been hospitaliz-
What? It's not Ono? Okay, then it's Courtney Love.
Not Courtney Love? Fine. Then it's... um... Imelda Marcos? Suha Arafat? Cory Aquino? Nancy Reagan?
Aha! I know! Anna Nicole Smith!
No?
Man, it's so hard to keep Professional Widows apart these days.