August 16, 2005
Congratulations to our own Scott McCollum!
the new Mr. Afghanistan!

Thanks. As you can tell from the picture, the competition--wasn't.
Now go download the IMAO Podcast from our podcast website
IMAO Exclusive: Definitive proof of extraterrestrial life!
(That certainly isn't human...)
Ew! I mean..... Ewww!
(Dear God, please strike me blind now!)