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August 19, 2005
The Life and Times of Instapundit
I heard a rumor that Glenn Reynolds was writing his biography. Apparently I was slightly misinformed. Instead of cranking out some 957-page pile of blathering crap, he managed to condense his life into a single song. And thanks to a little bit of covert hackery, I've managed to obtain a copy of his little ditty WEEKS before it hits iTunes. Enjoy. SYMPATHY FOR GLENN REYNOLDS Please allow me to introduce myself I’m a man of hits and links Always been atop the blogosphere Even though my writing stinks Got the power when I gave my soul To Satan for a trade All I needed was a hobo In which to stick my blade Pleased you linked me I am NUMBER ONE! But what’s puzzling you Is how I get it done I strolled around old Shanghai Arm in arm with Chairman Mao He wanted a commie dictatorship I said I'd show him how I was the skank Who grabbed a puppy's flank Made the blender whirr Then the dog I drank. Pleased you linked me I am NUMBER ONE, oh yeah Ah, what’s puzzling you Is how I get it done, oh yeah I danced with glee Robot style, you see Twitching my flat butt And my flabby gut I shouted out, I'm gonna punch Frank J. 'cause don't you think He looks a little gay? Let me please introduce myself I’m a man of hits and links And I like penguin pornography It's just one of my little kinks Pleased you linked me I am NUMBER ONE, oh yeah But what’s puzzling you Is how I get it done, oh yeah, link me, baby Pleased you linked me I'm still NUMBER ONE, oh yeah But what’s confusing you Is how I get it done Just as every blog wants an Instalanche And I won't give one out Ignored blogs Just call me Evil Glenn ’cause I only link Ann Althouse So if you link me Have some courtesy Bow down and kiss my ring Link all my Hmmms, Hehs, and Indeeds I'm the Ecosystem's KING! Pleased you linked me I am NUMBER ONE, um yeah But what’s puzzling you Is how I get it done, um link it, get down Blog! Blog! Oh yeah, get on down Oh yeah Oh yeah! Link me baby, 'cause I'm NUMBER ONE Link me honey, I'm so NUMBER ONE Link me baby, 'cause I'm NUMBER ONE I blog all the time, and I get it done Blog! Blog! Blog! Blog! Blog! Blog! Blog! Blog! Blog! Blog! Blog! Blog! Blog! Blog! Blog! Blog! Blog! Blog! Oh, yeah I'm NUMBER ONE Link me, baby, I'm NUMBER ONE Link me, sweetie, I'm NUMBER ONE Blog! Blog! Blog! Blog! Blog! Blog! Blog! Blog! Blog! Blog! Blog! Blog! Blog! Blog! Blog! Blog! Blog! Blog! Blog! Blog! Blog! Oh, yeah 4 Responses To "The Life and Times of Instapundit"
First! #1 - Posted by: Nobody on August 19, 2005 05:07 PMYou should record this one #2 - Posted by: Nobody on August 19, 2005 05:22 PMMichelle Malkin's got him by 19 right now. Maybe Glenn should kiss her ring... Oh, Harvey don't let me catch you singing this at karaoke night. #3 - Posted by: SeanS on August 20, 2005 09:44 AM*applause* Whoo! That was great! Simply priceless! #4 - Posted by: LokiDoki on August 20, 2005 09:23 PMPost a comment
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