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August 22, 2005
An Appeal to the President
Considering the state of affairs in Iraq and our own country, I IMPLORE you, Mr. President, to punch Senator Hagel square in the face. My brother is currently risking his life in Iraq, and his sacrifice demands that you curl your hand into a fist and move it at great speed into Hagel's big fat mouth. These are serious days, and they call for Hagel to by lying on the ground seriously bleeding. As the leader of this nation and the Republican Party, punching Senator Hagel is both your duty and your privelege. Thank you. 18 Responses To "An Appeal to the President"
First! I've got to agree. I have a few friends serving over there and Hagel could use a good beating... #1 - Posted by: Outback_Jon on August 22, 2005 09:23 AMamen #2 - Posted by: Andrew C on August 22, 2005 09:56 AMI think all the people of the U.S. should get a chance to punch Hagel. #3 - Posted by: acwgusa on August 22, 2005 10:19 AMSince more than half of the people of the U.S. are either too stoopid or too weak to want to punch Hagel the rest of us should get to punch him twice. #4 - Posted by: Big Time Sublime on August 22, 2005 10:33 AMWe can always count on Hagel, McCain, Lugar, etc. Idiot. #5 - Posted by: BishopofB&W on August 22, 2005 10:40 AMGreat idea! While we're at it, I think that those of us unfortunate to be his constituents should be able to punch him twice or more, or perhaps use other means of punishment, maybe we could even get the Gitmo guys to help us out! Seriously, how could Nebraskans have been dumb enough to elect this guy? #6 - Posted by: Jim Hartline on August 22, 2005 11:15 AMAs one of his constituents, I too wonder how we were dumb enough to elect him. I'm thinking he must have been the lesser of two evils, but having not lived here very long, I can't say for sure! #8 - Posted by: Erica on August 22, 2005 12:00 PMHey guys, send him an email an tell him how you feel. Makes ya feel betta! #9 - Posted by: mcguy on August 22, 2005 12:14 PMYeah, email is great, but face punching is better. How about emailing a picture of him getting punched in the face? #10 - Posted by: SeeBS on August 22, 2005 12:36 PMIt would be nice for the President to punch it in the face, but I would rather have that honor for myself. Please, Mr. President, Can I do it? #11 - Posted by: Fitch on August 22, 2005 12:37 PMYou've had some great posts in the past Frank, but this one absolutely NAILS it. This POS deserves the beating of a lifetime & Oh what I would pay to see the Pres. deliver it. #12 - Posted by: LV Chris on August 22, 2005 01:05 PMI'm next in line after the prez. #13 - Posted by: MDS on August 22, 2005 02:32 PMBush punching Hagel in the face sounds like a great scene for an upcoming In My World! #14 - Posted by: Mountain Mama on August 22, 2005 04:32 PMHow bout just a swift kick to his nads? That way, if you want to punch him in the face, he will be bent over in pain and that much closer to your reach. He doesn't have nads?? Oh, wait...... #15 - Posted by: Bombtruck on August 22, 2005 07:28 PM//Great idea! While we're at it, I think that those of us unfortunate to be his constituents should be able to punch him twice or more, or perhaps use other means of punishment, maybe we could even get the Gitmo guys to help us out!// Scene from !Airplane! begins to unfold in my movie riddled head...a line, people with baseball bats and hockey sticks, begins to form... TEEEEEJ #16 - Posted by: tjgruffs on August 22, 2005 08:37 PMMaybe what he really needs is a visit from Chomps. C'mon Frank, let him loose! #17 - Posted by: jonag on August 23, 2005 12:39 AMI think Hagel just wants some trim from the Peace "Babes", It worked 35 years ago, why not now? For my part, the thought of Striesand/Baez/Fonda/Cindy would counteract anything but I.V. Viagra. Post a comment
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