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August 23, 2005
All Your Blogs Are Belong to Us
Posted by Frank J. at 08:50 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (16)

Michelle Malkin (who is on vacation now) is now number one on the TTLB Ecosystem with 6,238 links to it, having now just surpassed Instapundit, home of the blender. IMAO currently hold the number thirty-three spot (though we bounce around a lot) with 1,692 links to us.

The number one spot should be ours!

That means we have a 4,546 link gap to make up - almost more than we have readers - but I think we can do it. It should be easier to wrestle the number one spot away from Malkin than it was Reynolds because she is only a girl. What you, my loyal, mindless readers, must do is find any blog that doesn't link to IMAO and send them an e-mail asking why they hate freedom and love monkeys. Use profanity if you think it will help.

Come on. Get on with it!

UPDATE: Does this count as an Alliance victory?

Rating: 2.8/5 (2 votes cast)

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16 Responses To "All Your Blogs Are Belong to Us"

Ha! That reminds me of Dr. Strangelove! "We have a mine-shaft gap!"

You have a "back-track gap"!

Just remember not to show anybody the "big board"!

#1 - Posted by: Undercover Hippie on August 23, 2005 09:03 AM

... and you'll notice I didn't say "FIRST" when I was clearly FIRST.

#2 - Posted by: Undercover Hippie on August 23, 2005 09:03 AM

Okay, the World Zionist Conspiracy suggested the following:

"Create 4,547 subdomains for isfullofcrap.com, establish blogs on each, and then link to IMAO. Add them to the Ecosystem, sit back, and cackle with Semitic glee."

The problem is that I can't think of 4,547 things that are full of crap.

#3 - Posted by: Laurence Simon on August 23, 2005 09:22 AM

Laurence,
I can think of a few thousand. Maybe if we add our ideas together and there isn't too much overlap, we'll have enough.

#4 - Posted by: Frank J. on August 23, 2005 09:29 AM

That's the spirit, Frank. Work harder and organize your time better.

U.H.: that's my line. OPE

#5 - Posted by: McWert Deglieb on August 23, 2005 09:45 AM

Whatever you do, Frank, don't declare blog war on Michelle Malkin. You'll have too many moonbat blogs only too willing to tell Filthy Lies about her.

#6 - Posted by: Wacky Hermit on August 23, 2005 09:52 AM

Someone set up us the trackback...

...make your time.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

By the way, Pat Robertson rules!

#7 - Posted by: Bozark on August 23, 2005 10:09 AM

Wacky Hermit.
Tell Filthy lies about her.
I like the way you think.

#8 - Posted by: spacemonkey on August 23, 2005 10:15 AM

spacemonkey,
There is no way we could get heard over the filthy lies the left already have about her.

#9 - Posted by: Frank J. on August 23, 2005 10:24 AM

I am not setting up malkin.isfullofcrap.com.

#10 - Posted by: Laurence Simon on August 23, 2005 10:43 AM

Frank, true, but look how blender was brought down and Michelle was exalted.

#11 - Posted by: spacemonkey on August 23, 2005 10:49 AM

I'm sure SarahK would hop on board with Filthy Lies about Michelle.

#12 - Posted by: SeanS on August 23, 2005 11:32 AM

You could start a war for oil. That's my plan but I'll give it to you while I think up something else.

#13 - Posted by: Jon Jackson on August 23, 2005 09:51 PM

Gentlemen! Gentlemen! You can't fight in here! This is the War Room!

Orion

#14 - Posted by: Orion on August 24, 2005 02:58 AM

Victory is ours!

#15 - Posted by: Kevin on August 24, 2005 05:20 PM

As Malkin is a member of the Nuke the Moon Gallery, clearly, IMAO and the Alliance as a whole have provider her with material support in this blog war.

Chalk this up as a win for the Alliance!

#16 - Posted by: Gullyborg on August 24, 2005 05:47 PM
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