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August 23, 2005
let your voices be heard!
Posted by Cadet Happy at 11:34 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (19)

Patrick Ruffini has a very, very, very early 2008 presidential straw poll worth checking out. I'm just sad there isn't a selection for candidate for whom you would most like to see eaten alive by fire ants. Hmmmm . . . that gives me an idea . . .

Which 2008 presidential candidate would you most like to see eaten alive by fire ants
George Allen
Bill Frist
Newt Gingrich
Rudy Giuliani
Chuck Hagel
Mike Huckabee
John McCain
George Pataki
Mitt Romney
Tom Tancredo

Free polls from Pollhost.com

Rating: 3.0/5 (3 votes cast)

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19 Responses To "let your voices be heard!"

can someone please tell me why pollhost is always adding in a bunch of extra space on my polls?

#1 - Posted by: cadet happy on August 23, 2005 11:35 AM

I kinda fixed it by putting all the pollhost stuff onto one line (each line, even the comments, was causing a br), but now the text dissappears unless I highlight it.

#2 - Posted by: Frank J. on August 23, 2005 12:02 PM

u da man!

#3 - Posted by: cadet happy on August 23, 2005 12:09 PM

I thought Ruffini also had a list of "dream" candidates including the likes of Dick Cheney. How about including that here? You might get surprised with the results.

#4 - Posted by: DL on August 23, 2005 12:19 PM

Where's Voinivich?

#5 - Posted by: spacemonkey on August 23, 2005 12:42 PM

Which on of these slugs is quarterbacking the Redskins this year?

#6 - Posted by: Sticky B on August 23, 2005 12:49 PM

Uh, I can't vote for more than 1 can I?

#7 - Posted by: Ricky on August 23, 2005 12:57 PM

no, you can't vote for more than 1 or more than once

and, i did think of including the dream candidates, but that would interfere with the scientific validity of this very important poll

#8 - Posted by: cadet happy on August 23, 2005 01:16 PM

When all else fails read the instructions. I thought it was a real poll for '08 and voted for Newt, then I saw the thing about fire ants.

I think it's time for a Guinness.

Subtract 1 Newt.

#9 - Posted by: McWert Deglieb on August 23, 2005 01:57 PM

With that list, I ask where is "None of the above"?

#10 - Posted by: rls on August 23, 2005 02:15 PM

no "none of the above" -- the ants must eat -- frankj deprived them of a good meal a few weeks back

#11 - Posted by: on August 23, 2005 02:53 PM

Decisions, decisions...I really wish I could vote for McCain, but Hagel has pissed me off more recently. It's been at least a week since McCain pissed me off.

#12 - Posted by: Tim on August 23, 2005 04:24 PM

Hagel has only pissed me off recently.

McCain has pissed me off for 10 years.

Hope the fire ants are hungry.

#13 - Posted by: Purple Raider on August 23, 2005 04:39 PM

Spacemonkey said it first. Of course this is after Chuck Schumer right? That goes without saying.

#14 - Posted by: Taleena on August 23, 2005 05:48 PM

McAnus gets a lifetime achievement award.

#15 - Posted by: Mitch on August 23, 2005 08:42 PM

It looks as if McCain will not be eaten alive by fireants.

:(

#16 - Posted by: tyler D. on August 23, 2005 11:22 PM

what? hitlary doesnt make the list?

#17 - Posted by: The Anti-Hippie on August 24, 2005 12:33 AM

Too bad I can't check both McCain AND Hagel... I had to think about it!

#18 - Posted by: Dave on August 24, 2005 11:30 AM

and while you are at it, please vote in my poll with slightly different candidates and no fire ants:

http://gullyborg.typepad.com

#19 - Posted by: Gullyborg on August 24, 2005 05:45 PM
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