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September 01, 2005
if frankj is the poor man's scrappleface . . .
Posted by Cadet Happy at 10:21 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (10)

. . . i must be the poor man's sacred cow burgers

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10 Responses To "if frankj is the poor man's scrappleface . . ."

You have the right to loot boxes full of Nike shoes from Scrappleface's store, by the way.

#1 - Posted by: Laurence Simon on September 1, 2005 10:27 AM

I'm not the "poor man's Scrappleface"! Me and him are apples and oranges... two completely different styles.

One style just happens to get more traffic.

#2 - Posted by: Frank J. on September 1, 2005 10:37 AM

i was initially mad that these idiots were looting, and then i realized that the goods will probably be written off as a total loss and salvaged out anyway, and any idiot who wants to swim around in that sewage/oil/chemical water is probably going to get sick for all their trouble--hopefully they all get cholera or die from "lead poisoning"

#3 - Posted by: cadet happy on September 1, 2005 12:01 PM

I need to lighten up -- anyone got a hatchet?

#4 - Posted by: DL on September 1, 2005 03:28 PM

Keep in mind some looters might just be people who are stranded out there and have run out of food and other essentials. And if I was in that boat I assure you I'd be out there doing whatever it took to keep my family alive and healthy until we could reach help or vice versa.

#5 - Posted by: cat1010 on September 1, 2005 04:12 PM

Stealing food and water is one thing.

However, I am unaware of the nutritional value of DVDs, flat-screen TVs, big boxes full of sneakers, etc. Maybe they're taking these items in order to build a raft.

Or maybe they're just opportunistic scum, propagating chaos in a disaster area. There is a reason that looters were shot in the past, and that reason still applies.

Vengeance may be God's domain, but maintenance of public order to allow relief workers to do their jobs without being shot by roving gangs of thugs is our domain.

#6 - Posted by: Master Shake on September 1, 2005 04:44 PM

"There is a reason that looters were shot in the past, and that reason still applies."

And yet the candy-assed officials at all levels are shaking their rulers and saying that "looters WILL be put in jail." Dumb assess...what jails? They're all trashed, and the thugs know it. I think a "shoot to kill" order needs to be issued before things will calm down.

This whole situation is a GREAT boost for arguments in support of withdrawing any and all limits on private gun ownership. My SKS would make short work of any dirtbags who came through the window uninvited...

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#7 - Posted by: Tsar Lazar on September 1, 2005 07:09 PM

Unfortunately now the police have to fight off the snipers before they can stop the looters. What purpose does it serve, shooting people as they evacuate a hospital?

#8 - Posted by: SeanS on September 2, 2005 07:58 AM

This article clearly states the mindset of the author. It is intelligently drafted to create intrest of the reader. It brings out the worth of the subject.
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#9 - Posted by: Albert on September 2, 2005 08:23 AM

One marketer sent out information about how you can help. I
clicked on the link because I want to help out as much as I
possibly can.

Here's what made me sick to my stomach...

He had the nerve to actually require you to enter your name
and email address into an optin box in order to get the info!!!

What a marketin
g SCUMBAG! I normally don't talk like this, but
this one really got on my nerves. Why not just give the info?

Is this guy really that bad off that he has to profit
from these poor people? That's about as low as it gets!!!


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