Faxes for Republican Talking Points? Feh. The World Zionist Conspiracy converted to email years ago. Made it much easier to understand my marching orders since they gave up the cheap numeric crap, and nobody likes that cheap crinkly paper faxes use.

I'm so glad we've gone alpha in our campaign to take over the world, because getting a bunch of numbers and having to look them up in a codebook every five minutes was a total pain in the tuchus.

Here's a few I used to get every now and then:

007 = new woody allen movie coming out.
108 = send check to charles johnson.
222 = carnegie deli is empty.
376 = update zoning laws to block mosque.
455 = seinfeld is a rerun.
768 = keep blacks from voting.
820 = free ham. resist temptation.
911 = don't go into work. watch the news.

Now we get everything in plain English. Often mistranslated from Hebrew. By Indians in outsourced firms.

What the heck does "Floor ride water low" mean, anyway? Am I supposed to check on the mind-control agents we add into the local supply under the guise of fluoridation? Or is this some sort of new carnival ride I'm supposed to sell to roaming carnivals that will end up killing a bunch of evangelical rednecks?

(If you're also a member of the WZC, feel free to post the codes that our masters were sending you in the comments.)

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