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September 21, 2005
bush lies, mars fries . . .
if i have learned anything from "school bus" ray naggin in the last few weeks, it is that a man has to stand up and admit when he is wrong. to date, i had dismissed the global warming fanatics as clueless self-interested idealogues, pushing an agenda that has no scientific basis. however, i was shocked to learn today that mars is experiencing global warming as well! something must be done! not only have we screwed up our planet, we are now scewing up or interplanetary neighbors. therefore, i call on president bush to immediately sign into law the kyoto treaty and cut greenhouse emissions in the u.s. by 75% in the next 5 years. i am also calling on the volcanoes of the world to agree to a 25 year moratorium on eruptions. i think if we all work together we can save mars!
12 Responses To "bush lies, mars fries . . ."
Hey - has anyone checked the temperature of the Sun lately? Maybe it has a little fever... I wonder if Venus and Mercury are getting warmer as well. #1 - Posted by: Outback_Jon on September 21, 2005 12:53 PMOne of my co-workers pointed out(quite tongue-in-cheek) obviously Mars would not be warming up if we hadn't been putting all those landers on it. But then we've done the same to Venus as well. Hmmmm... Been lurking about for a while. Thought I'd throw my 2 cents in(away?). Great site, Frank. Oh, by the way Sarah's a keeper. #2 - Posted by: Beolaf on September 21, 2005 02:03 PMnever mind global warming! what are we going to do about the growing death-hamster threat? http://www.livejournal.com/users/jwz/543178.html #3 - Posted by: badcatrobot on September 21, 2005 02:28 PMi just noticed that gray has a blow-hole --weird #5 - Posted by: cadet on September 21, 2005 05:46 PMLooks like people at this blog might be interested in betting whether global warming is real. I'll take the side that it is, and I'm willing to put my money where my mouth is. If anyone's interested, I have some bet offers here, including one for charity. #6 - Posted by: Brian S. on September 21, 2005 07:26 PMThat would be an affirmative, Outback John. Or at least, the Sun is more magnetically active now than it has been for over a millennium. #7 - Posted by: Nanashi on September 21, 2005 09:05 PMtemperature variation is real -- the idea that mankind has anything to do with it is nonsense #8 - Posted by: cadet on September 22, 2005 12:00 AM'temperature variation is real -- the idea that mankind has anything to do with it is nonsense' - burn more oil ! oh and drop more bombs, this is how you solve problems. God bless America #10 - Posted by: on September 22, 2005 12:23 PMWell, unless you're a liberal, little 'mousy. Then all you do is whine and wring your hands about it without actually working to solve the problem. #11 - Posted by: Nanashi on September 22, 2005 03:26 PMNot just Mars; Triton and Pluto too. And no landers there. Post a comment
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