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September 21, 2005
The Top Ten Demands of the North Koreans in Exchange for Dismantling their Nuclear Weapons Program
It seemed that North Korea was going to dismantle their nuclear weapons program, but it ended up they wanted nuclear reactors in exchange (what's a country with no food going to do with all that electricity?). They had ten other demands - ranked as it was - and are as follows: THE TOP TEN DEMANDS OF THE NORTH KOREANS IN EXCHANGE FOR DISMANTLING THEIR NUCLEAR WEAPONS PROGRAM 10. A respectable publisher for their dictator's rap album Kim Jong Il'n. 9. A chicken with a pulley in the middle for some reason. 8. The dog from Fraiser... in a nice butter sauce. 7. A little black purse that goes with everything. 6. A promise we won't invade them. 5. The names of good contractors for spider holes if we break the previous promise. 4. More staring roles for Koreans in network sitcoms. 3. A hug. 2. An XBox 360. And the number one demand of the North Koreans in exchange for dismantling their nuclear weapons program... That other half of that sandwich there... ya know... if you weren't going to eat it. 7 Responses To "The Top Ten Demands of the North Koreans in Exchange for Dismantling their Nuclear Weapons Program"
First! #1 - Posted by: Dan on September 21, 2005 01:22 PM"9. A chicken with a pulley in the middle for some reason." So how many LucasArts adventure games do you own? It seems like you have at least one Monkey Island and possibly Sam and Max. Anyone else get that feeling? #2 - Posted by: Robert on September 21, 2005 01:48 PMOHOHOH ME TOO! i immediately thought of monkey island. #3 - Posted by: SolarWind on September 21, 2005 02:14 PMMmmmmm...butter sauce #4 - Posted by: Chuck on September 21, 2005 02:42 PMJames, it must be that it's only until they've learned enough English to memorize their lines. #6 - Posted by: Spetiam on September 21, 2005 05:34 PM>A chicken with a pulley in the middle for some reason. No, it's just to reach the houses of people with hooks for hands... which are plenty in NK, because Kim likes to cut hands off people and replace them with hooks. #7 - Posted by: Francesco Poli on September 21, 2005 06:56 PMPost a comment
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