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September 26, 2005
20 Responses To "Fun Trivia"
Poor Frank J, being a chickenhawk is getting to him. Actually I think G_d was a marine general. I remember reading somewhere about him destroying some cities. #1 - Posted by: minibrain on September 26, 2005 04:40 PMFrank question. If you keep handguns to protect yourself from criminals, why do you need so many? #2 - Posted by: minibrain on September 26, 2005 04:44 PMThere's a limit to the number of criminals that can attack at once? #3 - Posted by: spacemonkey on September 26, 2005 04:51 PMLab work cutting into your trolling time? #4 - Posted by: spacemonkey on September 26, 2005 04:52 PMWhat do you mean? This logic is strange to me. Of course you have as many guns as you want simply because you can. That's part of why so many people want to live here (US that is....Florida maybe not so much) #5 - Posted by: Jenno on September 26, 2005 05:05 PMIf Frank only has two hands, then why do you care how many he has? He's no more dangerous with 20 than with two. #6 - Posted by: Spoons on September 26, 2005 05:17 PMThe rest of the guns are to hand out to mentally-deranged strangers on the street, duh! #7 - Posted by: SilverBubble on September 26, 2005 05:38 PMDifferent guns for different situations. And just because you buy a gun doesn't mean you're buying it to carry, or to shoot criminals, or rob banks. Recreational shooting is huge. Recreational shooting of criminals could be huger though... #8 - Posted by: Patriot Xeno on September 26, 2005 05:44 PMchickendeity #9 - Posted by: chickendeity on September 26, 2005 06:34 PMBanagor has an excellent post regarding the liberals' 'chickenhawk' labelling craze... #10 - Posted by: Nanashi on September 26, 2005 07:17 PMIf a liberal commends Cindy Sheehan for getting arrested in front of the White House but doesn't have the cajones to get himself arrested, does that make said person a chickendove? #12 - Posted by: Brandon on September 26, 2005 07:56 PMWe should reinstate the draft so that we can draft God into the military, then his opinion will matter. Bwahahaha #13 - Posted by: evilnerd15 on September 26, 2005 08:07 PMWhy would they listen to someone they don't believe in?
Well, this guy only uses two hands, and is sending a lot of "insurgents" to meet their Allah. And please note, he is only using one gun...er..weapon. Mercenary Sniper in Iraq (2005) Enjoy the movie Papa Ray P.S. There are other interesting movies on the far right. #15 - Posted by: Papa Ray on September 26, 2005 09:32 PMBrandon, Pomoze Bog. Minibrain, guns (especially handguns) are like beer. Sometimes your in the mood for something heavy like Guinness Extra Stout (.40, or .45 caliber), and sometimes you want something a little lighter, like Rolling Rock (9mm, .38., or even .32). Personally, I like them hot and heavy, either .45 or .50 (Golden Eagles are Israel's best gift to humanity). So, Minibrain, the next time some intruders burst into your home and begin sodomizing you and taking everything of value you own (even your hemp t-shirt and sandals, and your rain forest coffee), you might consider that maybe owning a gun would have been a great idea... #17 - Posted by: Tsar Lazar on September 27, 2005 10:13 AMThat's impossible, he doesn't exist. Besides he would say that we need to feed the hungry, house the homeless and make rich people pay for it all. He wouldn't say kill Arabs for profit. Jesus was a Socialist, didn't you know that? #18 - Posted by: toad734 on September 27, 2005 02:16 PMYep Toad734, then he just had to go and ruin it when he called the servent "wicked" who buried the talent (a unit of money) he was given instead of engaging in capitalism to grow his wealth. Then of all things he took the money away from him and gave it to another servent who was already richer. #19 - Posted by: Masked Menace© on September 27, 2005 03:20 PMHeh heh....toad, you got served. I love when people who have never actually read the Bible in their entire lives try and quote from it. Comedy gold! #20 - Posted by: Nanashi on September 27, 2005 10:52 PMPost a comment
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