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September 27, 2005
Am I Riff Raff?
Posted by spacemonkey at 09:57 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (15)

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I have personally been closed out of registering to comment on LGF.

Is this right? I say that, no it is not right. But it is instead, in fact wrong. That's right, I said it, "WRONG!".

Am I being singled out because of my ethnic orientation? Or my coffee preference? Two creams, no sugar.

Are they trying to keep out the kooks? From the looks of things a few slipped through anyway. I don't have a problem with that.

I DO have a problem that none of the kooks that slipped through was me, spacemonkey. I mean really, what's one more going to hurt?

It's not like there's a fire code, is there? I'll even let them check my shoes. But any sort of cavity search is OUT though. Of course, I can't speak for the rest of the team here at IMAO.

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15 Responses To "Am I Riff Raff?"

Holy crap, for once the train left and I WAS ON IT!

Thirty years from now, I'll be able to tell the grandkids that I...WAS THERE. One of the few, the proud. An elite cadre, if you will.

Your MoveableType is apparently a 70s drug czar, because everytime I preview, it scolds me about improper hash.

#1 - Posted by: apotheosis on September 27, 2005 10:28 AM

Ha! I'm already registered; I just never comment.

I should, too. If you hit post a link early in a thread, it means tons of traffic. This site and Sarah's got mentioned late in a thread yesterday, and it's quite visible in the refferals.

#2 - Posted by: Frank J. on September 27, 2005 10:35 AM

quite visible? it's my only referral! ;-)

man, people must have been really anxious to get pictures of cindy sheehan naked out of their minds. i don't know who Pamela is, but i like her.

#3 - Posted by: sarahk on September 27, 2005 10:38 AM

No kidding. I once posted a random link early in a thread (first 10 comments, yes it was relevant), and my hits went through the roof for 2 days.

#4 - Posted by: Citizen Grim on September 27, 2005 11:06 AM

Spaceminkey, you are way too liberal for LGF.

#5 - Posted by: minibrain on September 27, 2005 11:42 AM

I've driven a tractor. I've hauled hay. I'm as red state as they come.

#6 - Posted by: spacemonkey on September 27, 2005 11:45 AM

Am I Riff Raff?

Thanks, now the Time Warp is running through my head.
It's just a jump to the left.

Bastid.

#7 - Posted by: Veeshir on September 27, 2005 01:06 PM

the political teen is a good site to get tons of hits. there you can be late since he puts his trackbacks in reverse order.

So is newsbusters. I can't believe how many hits I got from them.

damn, i should not have given away my secret.

#8 - Posted by: Pluto's Dad on September 27, 2005 01:25 PM

I'm registered. You've really gotta jump on the registration thing when you see that it it open. I've probably been to LGF 100 times and I've only noticed the Open registration twice.

#9 - Posted by: James on September 27, 2005 02:05 PM

That's what you get for using Mozilla, which isn't a Great Zionist Conspiracy approved web browser.

Ya pinko.

#10 - Posted by: Francesco Poli on September 27, 2005 03:24 PM

yeah, I wasn't quick enough to register either

#11 - Posted by: Patriot Xeno on September 27, 2005 03:49 PM

I have a theory. Maybe the webmaster of that site was watching Dr. Phil today.

The topic was a self-strangulation game called 'Spacemonkey' (I did not make that up) and they might think that you were going to make kids start choking themselves for a high.

#12 - Posted by: Vox Poplar on September 27, 2005 04:32 PM

I think that's LGF's troll-deflection technique. By only turning on registration for, say, a few hours a week at unannounced times, the idea is that only people interested in visiting the site regularly will catch the registration periods.

#13 - Posted by: George guy on September 27, 2005 07:07 PM

They wouldn't let me in, either . . .

#14 - Posted by: Son of the South © on September 27, 2005 07:27 PM

I always went to screenings as Eddie.

But that's because I could sing.

#15 - Posted by: Laurence Simon on September 28, 2005 11:35 AM
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