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October 11, 2005
Justification For War
As outlined in President Bush's 2003 State of the Union Address, the US had good cause for the invasion and bombing of the Smurf Village:
And of course, the MOST important reason to attack the Smurfs... (see extended entry)
They've got oil. 35 Responses To "Justification For War"
Bravo Harvey! #1 - Posted by: Ed Thomas on October 11, 2005 05:38 PMJust when my only remaining memory of smurfs was of the one hanging by its neck in a noose in my friend's high school locker, this had to come out. #2 - Posted by: Beolaf on October 11, 2005 05:54 PMActually, an even better reason to attack the smurfs...they're commies!!! Here's the proof- http://www.fortunecity.com/meltingpot/redriver/415/smurf.html #3 - Posted by: Jennifer on October 11, 2005 06:05 PMOH boy I guess its funny for you dhingers to use Smurfs to justefy you're wrong wars now? Talk about morally vacous. #4 - Posted by: iraqwarwrong on October 11, 2005 06:40 PMKanye west has just released a statement declaring that the attacks were mostly because "George Bush hates blue people." Well done. Well done indeed. #5 - Posted by: Jones the Cabbage on October 11, 2005 06:41 PMOH boy I guess its funny for you dhingers to use Smurfs to justefy you're wrong wars now? Talk about morally vacous. Talk about mentally vacuous. *facepalm* #7 - Posted by: Nanashi on October 11, 2005 08:19 PMOH boy I guess its funny for you dhingers to use Smurfs to justefy you're wrong wars now? Talk about morally vacous. Talk about mentally vacuous. *facepalm* #8 - Posted by: Nanashi on October 11, 2005 08:20 PMSorry for the double post. I got an internal server error (twice) and I thought my post got eaten. #9 - Posted by: Nanashi on October 11, 2005 08:22 PM"OH boy I guess its funny for you dhingers to use Smurfs to justefy you're wrong wars now?" Actually, they're mocking idiots like you, not trying to "justefy" anything. (learn to spell.) #10 - Posted by: Tristan on October 11, 2005 08:25 PMIWW - Now?... No, it's ALWAYS been funny to justify wrong wars with Smurfs. #11 - Posted by: Harvey on October 11, 2005 08:55 PMA bunch of dadburn hippies are supposedly going to descend on Cleveland at noon Nov 2 to protest the war and people who don't have abortions. Should they be ignored, or bombed like smurfs? And why are they timing this for 1 day after the next FOMC rate decision? #12 - Posted by: McWert Deglieb on October 12, 2005 03:36 AMOn a sad note, in Belgium they're actually going to air a kind of commercial where the smurfs all get bombed and die gory deaths. It's an anti-war promo... kinda disturbing. (Info about it on LittleGreenFootballs) #13 - Posted by: Infinity8Ball on October 12, 2005 04:12 AMHalliburton is rushing millions of pairs of blue workboots into production for its evil minions to use in squishing Smurfs. (The blue dye on the boots is so the stains are not as visible.) #14 - Posted by: Mitch on October 12, 2005 08:20 AMIWW! It's so GOOD to hear from you again! It's probably a bit of a stretch though to start on a rant about smurfs, as they aren't much more than intelligent squirrels... you know... tree rats! After the frag grenade in the Wiggles compound and the assassination attempt on Barney, why would bombing Smurfs into Blue Goo be such a surprise? We righties are just looking for an excuse to bomb, kill, maim, destroy anyone that doesn’t drink the Kool-Aid…. Right? #15 - Posted by: Amer-I-Can on October 12, 2005 09:41 AMhttp://basilwhite.livejournal.com/130794.html #16 - Posted by: basilwhite on October 12, 2005 10:30 AMThat's fits better than you might think, none white, goofy hats, no women in power, chased by the evil Jew, and they liked bombing the piss out of Brainy. Think about it, what was the cats name? #17 - Posted by: RipRip on October 13, 2005 08:37 AM"The Capitalists will smurf us the smurf we smurf them with." Hey! Its such a relief to find a website from like-minded avant-gardes. (You guys are all kidding.. right?) By the way, I'm having a debating-party this weekend to talk about how we can welcome our straw-chewing, dungaree wearing, gun-toting, cousin-marrying, red-neck countrymen and women back into the human race. You're all welcome to pop by (bring along some home-made pumpkin pie for the theme). chao! W. #19 - Posted by: Woolly the Liberal on October 14, 2005 08:59 AMEvery "straw-chewing, dungaree wearing, gun-toting, cousin-marrying, red-neck" I ever met (and I am from KY) was a DEMOCRAT... it might be nice to be able to evolve them into something resembling the human race, but welcoming them back when they "ain't ne'er been der befur" is a bit, hmmm, "intentionally misinformed," which is sadly typical for a liberal. smurfin' smurfy smurfs.. #20 - Posted by: Phantom on October 14, 2005 02:52 PMEvery "straw-chewing, dungaree wearing, gun-toting, cousin-marrying, red-neck" I ever met (and I am from KY) was a DEMOCRAT... it might be nice to be able to evolve them into something resembling the human race, but welcoming them back when they "ain't ne'er been der befur" is a bit, hmmm, "intentionally misinformed," which is sadly typical for a liberal. smurfin' smurfy smurfs.. #21 - Posted by: Phantom on October 14, 2005 02:54 PMEvery "straw-chewing, dungaree wearing, gun-toting, cousin-marrying, red-neck" I ever met (and I am from KY) was a DEMOCRAT... it might be nice to be able to evolve them into something resembling the human race, but welcoming them back when they "ain't ne'er been der befur" is a bit, hmmm, "intentionally misinformed," which is sadly typical for a liberal. smurfin' smurfy smurfs.. #22 - Posted by: Phantom on October 14, 2005 03:56 PMWow, lookie der, I dun voted like 3 times like a welfare crackhead.. maybe now I can qualify for some Soros/Jackson crack for votes? Actually internal server errors were to blame, but let's be Dim and not lets facts interfere... #23 - Posted by: Phantom on October 14, 2005 04:02 PMWow, lookie der, I dun voted like 3 times like a welfare crackhead.. maybe now I can qualify for some Soros/Jackson crack for votes? Actually internal server errors were to blame, but let's be Dim and not lets facts interfere... Internal Server Error Please contact the server administrator, webmaster@imao.us and inform them of the time the error occurred, and anything you might have done that may have caused the error. More information about this error may be available in the server error log. Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request. Wow, lookie der, I dun voted like 3 times like a welfare crackhead.. maybe now I can qualify for some Soros/Jackson crack for votes? Actually internal server errors were to blame, but let's be Dim and not lets facts interfere... Internal Server Error Please contact the server administrator, webmaster@imao.us and inform them of the time the error occurred, and anything you might have done that may have caused the error. More information about this error may be available in the server error log. Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request. Dearie me, you appear to have a bit of a speach impediment there Mr/Mrs Phantom (like the name btw). Very common down south I hear - often the result of inbreeding. I have to apologies as my webname is a bit misleading. Just to claify - I'm not a democrat, or even American, and certainly couldn't give a monkey's about your politics. Being British and from a traditionally military family, and I personally support the Iraq war effort (although not necessarily the way it has been handled). I even [shock! horror!] own a gun - a rather nice walnut 12 bore Greener. Its just a bit difficult to take "good ol' boy" hicks seriously thats all. Hope to meet up some day so we can compare shooters and maybe despatch some smurfs. W.L. Dearie me, you appear to have a bit of a speach impediment there Mr/Mrs Phantom (like the name btw). Very common down south I hear - often the result of inbreeding. I have to apologies as my webname is a bit misleading. Just to claify - I'm not a democrat, or even American, and certainly couldn't give a monkey's about your politics. Being British and from a traditionally military family, and I personally support the Iraq war effort (although not necessarily the way it has been handled). I even [shock! horror!] own a gun - a rather nice walnut 12 bore Greener. Its just a bit difficult to take "good ol' boy" hicks seriously thats all. Hope to meet up some day so we can compare shooters and maybe despatch some smurfs. W.L. Dearie me, you appear to have a bit of a speach impediment there Mr/Mrs Phantom (like the name btw). Very common down south I hear - often the result of inbreeding. I have to apologies as my webname is a bit misleading. Just to claify - I'm not a democrat, or even American, and certainly couldn't give a monkey's about your politics. Being British and from a traditionally military family, and I personally support the Iraq war effort (although not necessarily the way it has been handled). I even [shock! horror!] own a gun - a rather nice walnut 12 bore Greener. Its just a bit difficult to take "good ol' boy" hicks seriously thats all. Hope to meet up some day so we can compare shooters and maybe despatch some smurfs. W.L. Ho ho ho.. Now I've gone and done it! Now I come to think of it, I recall my grandfather did marry his sister. WL #29 - Posted by: Wooly on October 15, 2005 01:52 AMfascists, i wish y'all die #30 - Posted by: fidel castro on October 15, 2005 10:39 AMfascists, i wish y'all die Fidel - Smurfs are NOT fascists. They're communists. And I agree with you 100% about wishing they'd die. Stupid Smurfs... #32 - Posted by: Harvey on October 15, 2005 11:06 AMHey I hope that doesnt include me #33 - Posted by: Woolly on October 17, 2005 02:54 PMBecause I may be a waster, a giraff, a smurf and a communist, but I am NOT a porn star!! W.L. #34 - Posted by: Woolley on October 17, 2005 03:00 PMNow I'm really upset :( #35 - Posted by: Woolley on October 17, 2005 03:02 PMPost a comment
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