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October 12, 2005
Helping the Terrorists to Celebrate Ramadan
(A Precision Guided Humor Assignment) I heard the terrorists are celebrating their Holy Month by blowing people up. While I admit that sounds like fun, I can't help but think there's gotta be another way to have a good time. So, being from Wisconsin, which - except for the Socialists in Milwaukee and the Commies in Madison - is mostly rural and sane, I think the terrorists should take a page from the Big Book of Country Charm and celebrate it more along the lines of a County Fair. Because fairs are fun! First you set up a huge, inflatable mascot at the entrance so everyone can find the place easily:
Make sure there's plenty of parking for both cycles:
and cars:
Inside the gates, there'd be lots of arts and crafts, like: Candle-making:
Glass-blowing:
and gardening:
And, of course, yummy food everywhere you look: Chocolate:
Cupcakes:
And everyone's favorite: PEZ!
Plus there's plenty of fun activities for the whole family: Carousel rides:
Costume contest:
Rodeo:
and hot air balloon rides.
So every terrorist should grab his best girl
and come on down to the Ramadan County Fair for FUN! FUN! FUN!
HAPPY RAMADAN! 18 Responses To "Helping the Terrorists to Celebrate Ramadan"
After they banned Piglet in the UK, I really needed this. Thanks, Harv. #1 - Posted by: Damian G. on October 12, 2005 08:37 PMTo paraphrase one of George Carlin's books, When will Muhammed bring the pork chops? #2 - Posted by: Alucard on October 12, 2005 09:35 PMI do not understand why we avoid lubing the inerds of 500 lbs bombs with a little lard, and advertising it..... #3 - Posted by: Libby Gone™ on October 12, 2005 09:35 PMThe pig motorcycle is the COOLEST! #4 - Posted by: Chris on October 12, 2005 10:09 PMYou are one wicked Harvey, indeed. Thanks for a good laugh. #5 - Posted by: SkyeChild on October 12, 2005 10:32 PMWhat did the last picture of Madeleine Albright have to do with pork? #7 - Posted by: on October 12, 2005 11:03 PMHamadan. Brilliant. #8 - Posted by: Ann on October 12, 2005 11:36 PMThis is not pig friendly :(. Let's all agree that the muslims are right in one thing: eating pigs is wrong! Please agree. My life is at stake here. #9 - Posted by: Piglet on October 13, 2005 01:19 AMI'm getting a 500 internal server error every time I post. Am I somehow causing it (my bandwidth usage is maxxed at the moment) or is it on you? #10 - Posted by: Kevin on October 13, 2005 01:32 AMI do not understand why we avoid lubing the inerds of 500 lbs bombs with a little lard, and advertising it..... Posted by Libby Gone™ Do we really want to be the ones who turn this thing into an all out Holy War? #11 - Posted by: RightWingConspirator on October 13, 2005 01:32 AMhahahaha! that was great Harvey. that makes me want a ham sandwich. #12 - Posted by: sarahk on October 13, 2005 07:14 AMChris: That's no "pig motorcycle"... ...that's a hog. #13 - Posted by: Ted Seay on October 13, 2005 08:00 AMI was just taking a drink of Dr. Pepper when I opened this post. I'm still laughing and the soda is burning the hell out of my nose. #15 - Posted by: David Earney on October 13, 2005 11:33 AMEvilly funny! Is that a word? Oh who cares, hilarious! #16 - Posted by: Nylecoj on October 13, 2005 12:11 PMI'm told the reason Muslims don't like pigs is because the animal doesn't sweat through pores and is therefore "dirty". Guess what? Neither do dogs. What a hilarious blog! Was wondering if we could exchange links on our blogrolls. Please check out my latest post at http://campkatrina.typepad.com/camp_katrina/2005/10/dude_do_you_sti.html Thanks very much, SPC Phil Van Treuren Post a comment
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