October 25, 2005
Fun Trivia
How many times does the word "Halliburton" appear in the new Iraqi constitution?
Only three.
HAHAHAHA! What about Halliburton's contract to bulldoze orphanages to build chemical weapons plants to use on kittens?
Blenster,
That's only one mention.
The second mention is Halliburton's role in conducting fraudulent elections, right? Jimmy Carter told me that.
Does Saddam recognize Haliburton?
The third mention must be the part where they steal all of Iraq's oil for their other evil schemes. Not just the nuclear waste in the drinking water manufactured from puppies as posted before, but now including increased amounts of hideous lawn furniture and a clone of Micheal Moore! The pay-per-view death-match between clone and original ought to bring in some serious cash!