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October 27, 2005
IMAO: The Movie
Ok you know by now Frank J. is writing at least one book, maybe more. And you know how books are sometimes made into movies. Like that Harry Potter series, those books about Hobbitses and the Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy. Shoot, even the occasional videogame gets made into a movie or cartoon. Final Fantasy, Doom, Resident Evil. CARTOONS even get made into movies, Scoobydoo, PokeMon, anyone?. But I digress. To my knowledge no blog has ever been made into a movie. BUT! If IMAO (a blog, nay, THE (capital B) Blog) were made into a hit motion picture, not Frank J's book which will undoubtedly be devoid of his co-bloggers, who would you cast as whom? And why? For those who are memory challenged or for religious reasons don't read sidebars, the lineup is as follows.
32 Responses To "IMAO: The Movie"
Frank J. - somebody who is gay I nominate Vince Vaughn for FrankJ and someone needs to be represented by Bruce Willis. They're the only two conservatives that I know of in Hollywood, though. #5 - Posted by: Sugarplum on October 27, 2005 12:38 PMWhich one of you is bald? That's the one that Willis should play. #6 - Posted by: Sugarplum on October 27, 2005 12:38 PMFrank J - Wil Wheaton Doh! You stole my idea! I was going to turn IMAO into a movie! monkey, Anyhoo, I remember from an interview on the Daily Show that Jerri Ryan is into guns (and is blond). Maybe she could play SarahK. Of course, I don't think anyone could do Frank J. and SarahK better than the originals. #9 - Posted by: Frank J. on October 27, 2005 12:47 PMFrank J. – that guy from Third Rock From The Sun that talks like him, provided he gets a few acting lessons from Bruce Campbell first to beef up the voice a bit. Or reverse the two. * Frank J. - Vin Disel Frank J. - Arnold Schwarzenager circa Red Sonja Harvey - Harvey Birdman, atty. at law RightWingDuck - the guy who played Inigo Montoya in The Princess Bride Cadet Happy - no clue spacemonkey - Curious George? haha. Johnny Knoxville, maybe. Scott - Bruce Willis Laurence Simon - Godzilla SarahK - no women in Hollywood are worthy; have her play herself Aquaman - Woody Allen #12 - Posted by: estella on October 27, 2005 01:18 PMFrank J.: Wm F Buckley Frank J. - The guy from Dodgeball who wanted to be a cheerleader. Harvey - That guy who does Prarie Home Companion Cadet Happy - Dunno Spacemonkey - Bubbles Scott - Dunno Laurence Simon - Jon Stewart SarahK - Reese Witherspoon after 14 weeks in Marine basic training Aquaman - Sean Penn #14 - Posted by: SilverBubble on October 27, 2005 02:08 PMFrank J. - Mr. T. Could Rick Moranis play a role somewhere? I miss the little fella! Mel Brooks might make a good Laurence Simon, as well, now that I think about it. #18 - Posted by: estella on October 27, 2005 03:35 PMI think that gun-fearing nancy-boy they cast as the new James Bond should be Aquaman. With his pants wet all the time anyway, you'd never know when he soiled them himself. I like lamars idea..except carlos mencia (who I watch religously btw) #20 - Posted by: Hari on October 27, 2005 05:46 PMFrank J.- Ernest Borgnine Harvey- Kurt Russel RightWingDuck- Daffy Duck Cadet Happy- John Rhys Davies but playing the part as Gimli from Lord of the Rings spacemonkey- an animatronic marmoset Scott- Christopher Lee Laurence Simon- Ron Silver SarahK- Angelina Jolie Aquaman- Ben Affleck or a pine board since they're pretty much the same thing. #21 - Posted by: Vox Poplar on October 27, 2005 05:51 PMAlright, let's see; RWD: Carlos Mencia. Yeah, he's been said already, so consider this another vote for him. You know, after thinking about it, I agree again with Jace and vote for Michael Gross being someone. If only for how well he did Burt Gummer in Tremors. That scene where the monster breaks into his basement, and he and his wife don't run around screaming like most people and just start shooting the crap out of that thing...that was beautiful man. Oh, and I forgot my signature. Gunlord "If Howard Dean can win ANY kind of election, then anything is possible if we try." ~Me #23 - Posted by: Gunlord on October 27, 2005 05:55 PMFrank J. - Aquaman For all of you who chose Scott Baio, I think you should reconsider for DEAN CAIN, he needs the money MORE and he's HHHHHHHOTTER. TEEEEEEJ #25 - Posted by: tjgruffs on October 27, 2005 07:05 PMThey should all be played by Peter Sellers except that he is dead. Oh well no movie then. But if you had to make a movie anyway. Frank J - Joel from MST 3000 Who was it who played Tully Bascomb and The Countess in The Mouse that Roared? He did a good job as both male and female ... maybe we *could* have everyone played by one person. Is Christopher Lee available for a musical number? #28 - Posted by: estella on October 28, 2005 01:04 PMNot about the chracters, but this question popped into my head that maybe you can help me with: If they made a movie about liberal bloggers and it involved the massive conservative government conspiracy (because isn't it always a government conspiracy with those guys), would Kos spend the entire movie complaining that it is the federal government's job to protect them from any threats, rather than protect themselves? #29 - Posted by: Dana Place on October 28, 2005 01:16 PMIn the interest of realisim, SarahK should be played by Cadet Happy. Or is that the other way around? #30 - Posted by: Chris James on October 28, 2005 03:12 PMI'm new here, so I'm just talkin outta my ass... Frank J - Peter Boyle ^^ That was mine... forgot to put my info on it #32 - Posted by: Chris on October 28, 2005 10:36 PMPost a comment
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