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November 01, 2005
Stephen Hawking: In Concert
Stephen Hawking has booked several shows at theaters on the West Coast. Wow, I didn't even know the guy was on tour! Is the opening act a drum clinic held by the drummer for Def Leppard? Tickets for the Seattle show range from $35 all the way up to $125... to watch a guy sit on stage and lecture me using his Speak N' Spell? No thanks, dude. It's too hard to understand your lyrics... even though I never understand any of Rob Zombie's lyrics, at least I get to see some laser lights and explosions. If Hawking's show has laser lights and explosions, then I might pony up the 35 bucks. 13 Responses To "Stephen Hawking: In Concert"
Maybe he'll bring a blackhole. That's even cooler than lasers. #1 - Posted by: Frank J. on November 1, 2005 04:54 PMand for his death-defying stunt, he'll sit on the event horizon and taunt the audience by slowly rolling closer and closer toward it... #2 - Posted by: Sugarplum on November 1, 2005 05:17 PMHmm. Sufferers of Parkinson's, quadraplegics... When will you make fun of aborted babies? I know I can't wait. [actually, for this blog, i use sk@mountaineermusings.com. but thanks for playing.] #3 - Posted by: Healthy Individual on November 1, 2005 05:41 PMHe's one of the smartest guys on the planet. Maybe he can explain liberalism. Of course science is the realm of the rational so nevermind. #4 - Posted by: on November 1, 2005 06:30 PMAs long as Great White doesn't show up to do the pyrotechnics, he'd have to have a powerful chair to get the hell outta there... #5 - Posted by: Chris on November 1, 2005 07:29 PMNice one, Chris! Ironically, the first time I ever saw Rob Zombie in concert (about 10 years ago) he was complaining that the fire marshall wouldn't allow his band to use any of his pyrotechnics in the club. That little club in Austin, Texas was about the size of the place that Great White burned to the ground. I had a chance to see Great White about a year ago but the tickets were too much and I didn't wanna get burned. I'm Once Bitten Twice Shy... #6 - Posted by: Scott on November 1, 2005 08:12 PMI want my "Hawking Hell on Wheels Tour 2005" teeshirt #7 - Posted by: Mac on November 1, 2005 08:26 PMI hear that his encore is to weave strings into a 26-dimensional supersymmetric sweater (size XL). #8 - Posted by: Master Shake on November 1, 2005 10:30 PMStephen Hawking has some really excellent gangsta rap. It can be found here, or stolen via P2P. I highly recommend pirating (illegally) the hit, "All My Shootings Be Dirve-Bys". #9 - Posted by: Effeminem on November 2, 2005 12:04 AM>I highly recommend pirating (illegally) the hit, "All My Shootings Be Dirve-Bys". I still prefer Quakemaster... The mighty Stephen Hawking is a f***ing Quakemaster! #10 - Posted by: Francesco Poli on November 2, 2005 04:48 AMGo ahead and tease the quadraplegic. Let's see who's laughing when his brain jumps up outta his head and kicks...your...ass. #11 - Posted by: apotheosis on November 2, 2005 09:52 AMDude don't you read his books? It is ALL lasers and explosions. #12 - Posted by: Pluto's Dad on November 2, 2005 11:14 AMDude don't you read his books? It is ALL lasers and explosions. And quantum singularitys... Wont someone please think of the quantum singularitys! #13 - Posted by: Ryan Frank on November 2, 2005 12:43 PMPost a comment
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