November 03, 2005
Carnival Of Comedy #27 Funny, Funny Weird, and I Don't Get It.
Taleena of Sun Comprehending Glass is our Hostess for the Carnival of Comedy! this week. On short notice no less.
Thanks Taleena! Good Job! (sorry about the caps)
The Covert Comic said it, I didn't:
"Have you read the Koran? Do you know what these poor dupes are being promised in the afterlife as a reward for flying jetliners into office buildings? Fresh fruit, chilled water, cushy lawn furniture and dark-eyed teenage girls.
... Would someone at the US Information Agency please inform these people that in America they can purchase all this stuff at Walmart any time they want?!"
Hmm, don't believe I've seen a "dark-eyed teenage girls" section at Wal-Mart. And considering there are 4 within 30 miles of my house, I doubt the local is just out of stock.
Should I check produce, under "cherries"? Maybe at the toy section, or what?
/taking the metaphor 'bout as far as it'll go
Stumble It!
