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November 03, 2005
Anniversary of Arafat's death
Posted by Laurence Simon at 08:09 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (28)

Tomorrow will be the first anniversary of the announcement of Yasser Arafat's death.

Looking back, the entire circus surrounding the old terrorist's corpse screaming "WHERE ARE THE NUMBERS FOR THE BANK ACCOUNTS?" at his deaf, dead ears was a laugh-riot.

So, how will you be celebrating?

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28 Responses To "Anniversary of Arafat's death"

Ill celebrate by yelling, "FIRST"

#1 - Posted by: Brad on November 3, 2005 08:19 PM

i celebrated by buying Dead Sea Salts scrub from an Israeli girl at the mall today. i told her that i'm waiting for the Palestinians to stop blowing stuff up before i take Frank over there.

#2 - Posted by: sarahk on November 3, 2005 08:32 PM

I've declared Arafat's death "Kill a terrorist day" so I'll kill any I see.

#3 - Posted by: Alucard on November 3, 2005 08:38 PM

Alucard, do you have your Koran (or pseudo Koran is okay)? You know, for defiling purposes, so that you can root out the, umm, terroristically inclined people.

#4 - Posted by: Brad on November 3, 2005 09:41 PM

We're having a pig roast and a game of Koran hockey. It's kind of like street hockey with no nets. Basically you just drink beer and hit it with a stick from time to time. When pages fall out they become napkins.

#5 - Posted by: hwy93 on November 3, 2005 10:32 PM

Seeing as it's also Guy Fawkes day here in NZ as well, I'll be lighting fireworks attached to Hamas members. Then I shall drink Guiness out of his skull.

#6 - Posted by: JermCool on November 3, 2005 10:50 PM

I'll deflower his 72 virgins

#7 - Posted by: littlejackhorner on November 3, 2005 11:21 PM

Arafat got no virgins. He didn't die a martyrs death, hence, no virgins. I guess he figured 72 virgins weren't worth dying for. How many younger men was he willing to sacrifice for his corrupt goals though. Truly, he was a coward's coward.

#8 - Posted by: Keith Emery on November 3, 2005 11:36 PM

Brad,
Yeah, I'm gonna try to flush it down the toilet; failing to do so, I'll tell people I did it anyway. I've also heard that terrorists hate pigs, even representations of one, so I'll make sure to carry a bag of pork rinds to ward them off.

#9 - Posted by: Alucard on November 4, 2005 12:14 AM

I think I'll drink a beer. But hwy93's idea ain't so bad either.

#10 - Posted by: Temujin on November 4, 2005 12:19 AM

I would celebrate by nuking a DUmmy for being too stupid to understand metaphors.

#11 - Posted by: Fitch on November 4, 2005 01:18 AM

At this point it is technically tomorrow - I'm celebrating with a stiff drink and a donation to the DoD so they can put my name on a cruise missile for use in killing more anti-American anti-semetic terrorists! YAAAAAAA!

#12 - Posted by: Dave on November 4, 2005 02:13 AM

LJC - those 72 virgins ain't women

#13 - Posted by: on November 4, 2005 02:39 AM

I just thought you should know that some of your readers are idiots, Mr. Simon. For the past 3 months, whenever I read one of your posts, I thought I was reading something by Roger L. Simon. I have even commented on his site about your posts.

*blush*

#14 - Posted by: Kevin on November 4, 2005 04:47 AM

One year ago...

Kerry had just conceded.
Next day, Arafat kicks the can.

Nov. 2004 was a good month.

I'll celebrate by doing a little dance.

#15 - Posted by: Steve the Pirate on November 4, 2005 07:21 AM

Koran hockey?? Count me in!

I call team captain!

#16 - Posted by: Steve the Pirate on November 4, 2005 07:23 AM

I celebrated the actual event a year ago by writing a spoof of the "Dead Parrot" skit from the Monty Python troupe called "The Dead Arrafat skit".

I need to get it up on a website someplace.

#17 - Posted by: Beolaf on November 4, 2005 08:16 AM

They should build a dance club over his grave.

#18 - Posted by: Frank J. on November 4, 2005 08:38 AM

I ate pizza, with pepperoni and sausage.

#19 - Posted by: spacemonkey on November 4, 2005 08:42 AM

I plan to fire a gun indiscriminatly into the air while ululating and wearing laundry on my head. Basically another redneck night in Kentucky.

#20 - Posted by: Mac on November 4, 2005 09:36 AM

Yasser who?

#21 - Posted by: SkyeChild on November 4, 2005 10:19 AM

I'll go by Laurence's place and see what Kofi has written in Yasser's book to commemorate the occasion.

#22 - Posted by: Ernie G on November 4, 2005 10:21 AM
a donation to the DoD so they can put my name on a cruise missile for use in killing more anti-American anti-semetic terrorists!
I can get my name on a cruise missile to kill terrorists! Where do I send the check? It's the next best thing to being there. #23 - Posted by: Tsymyn on November 4, 2005 12:02 PM

//Arafat got no virgins. He didn't die a martyrs death, hence, no virgins. I guess he figured 72 virgins weren't worth dying for. // and //LJC - those 72 virgins ain't women//

You guys are refering to the fact that he died of AIDS right? I think I shall wear a rainbow colored ribbon to celebrate---NOT!!!

#24 - Posted by: me on November 4, 2005 12:55 PM

That's when I let out the little secret I replaced his eyes with mountain oysters before the burial.
Boy, is Allah going to be PO'd at YOU Yassir!

#25 - Posted by: The Undertaker on November 4, 2005 01:27 PM

I'd like to organize a trip to the Middle East, whereupon I would pee on his grave.

BTW, 72 male virgins sounds like a VERY SHORT STAY in paradise.

#26 - Posted by: FATASS THE CONQUEROR on November 4, 2005 10:24 PM

Flushing a Koran down the toilet? Maybe in Canada! I can't flush ... ya know ... what I'm SUPPOSED to flush down there without it getting all plugged. What kind of illegal toilets do they have down there in Gitmo?

Hmmmm.

#27 - Posted by: Undercover Hippie on November 4, 2005 10:39 PM

I kept thinking that Gitmo must have some pretty impressive johns down there.

Nothing says "So long Arafat, ya bumb!" Like a nice cigar.

#28 - Posted by: Chris on November 5, 2005 12:58 PM
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