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November 08, 2005
When asked: "Am I Evil?" Scott replies: "Not as much as you'd think"
Posted by Scott McCollum at 01:21 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (27)

I ran the URL of a website other than IMAO that I'm affiliated with through the Gematriculator and received a result that I'm certain will be a shock to many:
This site is certified 99% GOOD by the Gematriculator

According to the Gematriculator website "Experts consider the mathematical patterns in the text of the Holy Bible as God's watermark of authenticity. Thus, the Gematriculator provides only results that are absolutely correct."

Sadly, the Gematriculator says that IMAO on average has significantly more evil:

This site is certified 67% GOOD by the Gematriculator

Don't get me wrong, IMAO still gets an acceptable grade in goodness but since the Gematriculator gave the other website that I'm a principal player on a 99% rating, I have to wonder who in IMAO is dragging down that goodness average?

I suppose you will all rush to cast the first stone in the Comments

Rating: 1.0/5 (1 vote cast)

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27 Responses To "When asked: "Am I Evil?" Scott replies: "Not as much as you'd think""

I blame Aquaman!

#1 - Posted by: Jon on November 8, 2005 01:43 AM

I get 61% good now on IMAO. This post must be evil

#2 - Posted by: on November 8, 2005 02:00 AM

http://microsoft.com is
89% evil, 11% good

#3 - Posted by: edgr on November 8, 2005 02:03 AM

Although, Nuke the Moon is good:

http://www.imao.us/docs/NukeTheMoon.htm is
15% evil, 85% good

#4 - Posted by: on November 8, 2005 02:05 AM

hahaha:

http://www.whitehouse.gov/ is
62% evil, 38% good

#5 - Posted by: on November 8, 2005 02:10 AM

lol... www.anncoulter.com is 99% good.

#6 - Posted by: RightWingConspirator on November 8, 2005 03:11 AM

Other interesting ones:

www.cia.gov 82% good
www.rightwingnews.com 71% good
www.house.gov 81% good

But they kind of lost me with these:

www.democraticunderground.com 69% good
www.michaelmoore.com 58% good
www.johnkerry.com 76% good

and, uh oh

www.instapundit.com 69% good

LOL! This is fun! And so not what I need to be doing at three in the morning...

#7 - Posted by: RightWingConspirator on November 8, 2005 03:20 AM

90% of statistics are half wrong.

#8 - Posted by: frederick on November 8, 2005 06:53 AM

www.johnkerry.com 76% good

Who?

#9 - Posted by: Andrew Nonymous on November 8, 2005 08:11 AM

Anyone find a site more than 50% evil?

#10 - Posted by: Frank J. on November 8, 2005 08:34 AM

I have to wonder who in IMAO is dragging down that goodness average?
I blame the commenters here. They're all a bunch of lazy, shiftless, evil people.

Frank J., I take it you don't read the comments?

#11 - Posted by: Veeshir on November 8, 2005 09:05 AM

www.senate.gov, 67% evil

#12 - Posted by: RightWingConspirator on November 8, 2005 09:30 AM

I know, it must be the Evil Zionist Conspiracy embodied by Laurence Simon.

#13 - Posted by: B's Freak on November 8, 2005 09:35 AM

Veeshir,
Whoops. Read those earlier ones and then forgot.

#14 - Posted by: Frank J. on November 8, 2005 09:53 AM

The Zionist Conspiracy is neither evil nor good. It's just Zionist.

#15 - Posted by: Laurence Simon on November 8, 2005 10:07 AM

That site is a load of crap. My site is aimed toward world domination and I scored 50/50. I run it again and it ranks 99% good. Unless my taking over the world is a good thing...

#16 - Posted by: Elvenbane on November 8, 2005 11:09 AM

Elvenbane,
Maybe it just needed some clarification.

#17 - Posted by: Ricky on November 8, 2005 12:20 PM

Since this is primarily a political blog:

http://www.georgewbush.com redirects to http://www.gop.com, which is 70% good.

http://www.whitehouse.gov/vicepresident/ is 61% good.

http://www.defenselink.mil/bios/rumsfeld.html is 82% good.

http://www.rice2008.com/ is 51% good.

http://www.jerrykilgore.com is 56% good.

http://www.johnkerry.com is 76% good.

http://www.democRats.org is 92% good.

http://www.moveon.org is 49% good.

http://clinton.senate.gov is 45% good.

http://www.timkaine.com is 85% good.

Right average: 64% good.

Left average: 69.4% good.

Oh, and my personal site is 87% good.

#18 - Posted by: shepshep on November 8, 2005 12:24 PM

Oh and of course:

Bush: 51% good.

Kerry 48% good.

:-)

#19 - Posted by: shepshep on November 8, 2005 12:26 PM

I blame commentors like myself for dragging down the goodness of the site.

That, and Mr. Shiny (oh yeah, SarahK...Mr. Shiny is dragging us all down. Even though he is stainless steel - like your pots and pans.)

#20 - Posted by: JermCool on November 8, 2005 02:34 PM

Oh sure. I comment, and everyone starts pointing fingers.

#21 - Posted by: Dr. E. Scientist, phD on November 8, 2005 03:50 PM

I'd have to say that Harvey has to be dragging everyone else down the most. I can't believe it took me more than 30 seconds to figure that out...

#22 - Posted by: GEBIV on November 8, 2005 06:56 PM

I blame the commie pinkos...kill all commie pinkos....

#23 - Posted by: The Great Rindo on November 8, 2005 07:09 PM

That's weird, it would appear that IMAO has gone up 2 points overnight, it is now 69% Good, 31% Evil!

#24 - Posted by: gh_geek on November 9, 2005 02:20 AM

Frank J., I don't mean to hassle you all the time. It just happens.
In case you take it personally, FYI, I own quite a few guns. Including 2 assault rifles and I can truthfully say that while firing two revolvers at once, the .44 magnum, with 7 3/4"bbl, was the least powerful revolver in my hands.

#25 - Posted by: Veeshir on November 9, 2005 07:32 AM

Frank J. My site (god-is.mine.nu) is supposedly 54% evil - kind of wierd considering the name ....

#26 - Posted by: Evan on November 9, 2005 01:18 PM

Ha, while you lazy people where just doing URL's, I was getting to the bottom of it.

The 'Preamble' for the Communist Manifesto- (get this)

84% EVIL!

It's a sign from GOD. Commies are evil, kill all Commies!

(psst: previous phrase; 91% GOOD. See what I mean about a sign from God?!?)

#27 - Posted by: Marc J. on November 11, 2005 12:00 AM
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