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November 16, 2005

Headlines

Posted by Laurence Simon at 07:50 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (11)

The headline reads "Rising Sea Levels Threaten New Jersey"

Tomorrow's headline: "Sea Levels Found Shot To Death In Trunk Of Car"

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11 Responses To "Headlines"

•Miss America Moves Pageant From N.J. to Las Vegas

Was believed to be in fear of Sea Levels

#1 - Posted by: Army NCO Guy on November 16, 2005 08:11 PM

•Al Qaeda Boosts Afghan Activity, Official Says

Believed to making quilts as well

#2 - Posted by: Army NCO Guy on November 16, 2005 08:13 PM

•French Police Say Situation 'Almost Normal'

Rioting Muslims say otherwise

#3 - Posted by: Army NCO Guy on November 16, 2005 08:15 PM

Bill Clinton: U.S. Made a Big Mistake Invading Iraq

George Bush: U.S. Made a Big Mistake Electing Clinton

#4 - Posted by: Army NCO Guy on November 16, 2005 08:18 PM

...and I'm spent.

#5 - Posted by: Army NCO Guy on November 16, 2005 08:19 PM

Well, the sea levels could already be considered to be "sleeping with the fishes"....

#6 - Posted by: Master Shake on November 16, 2005 11:30 PM

"Rising Sea Levels Threaten New Jersey"
Tomorro'w headline "Governor request moratorium on body dumping"

#7 - Posted by: Blaine on November 17, 2005 11:13 AM

TROPICAL DEPRESSION STILL POORLY ORGANIZED AS IT MOVES INTO CENTRAL CARIBBEAN...

Expected to take months to unpack...

#8 - Posted by: Outback_Jon on November 17, 2005 03:31 PM

You keep real hush-hush on this....If you don't I make you wear the cements shoes, Kepeash?

#9 - Posted by: The Great Rindo on November 17, 2005 06:33 PM

TROPICAL DEPRESSION STILL POORLY ORGANIZED AS IT MOVES INTO CENTRAL CARIBBEAN...

- Unicef to rush emergency supplies of Zoloft and Welbutrin. Dr. Phil on standby as official Secretary of Awareness

#10 - Posted by: Chris on November 18, 2005 07:33 PM

The rising sea level will be a problem for Florida more than New Jersey...

The following is a starting web site from a friend of mine...

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#11 - Posted by: Webmaster on November 20, 2005 09:46 PM

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