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November 18, 2005
Friday Catblogging
Since it's Friday, I thought I'd spread the joy of humor-free, apolitical Friday Catblogging to IMAO (aka "I-MEOW"). Today, it's Nardo the Mutant telling Santa what he wants for Christmas... well... um... sorta...  If you're not sure how this absurd scene pertains to IMAO, since IMAO is famous for that "political humor" thing, it doesn't. If you must have some semblance of politics or humor in everything you read here, just assume that Nardo is... um... Help me out here. Make your suggestions in the comments how this scene is, in fact, a political allegory. (For more animal goodness, try Friday Ark today and Carnival of the Cats on Sundays.) 13 Responses To "Friday Catblogging"
Nardo is clearly portraying the ACLU's hatred of anything involving christmas by eating that great bastion of christmas cheer: Santa Claus. Or maybe santa claws!!! he's attacking Ted Kennedy dressed as Santa. What's this post doing here?! It's humor-free and apolitical! #3 - Posted by: Frank J. on November 18, 2005 10:37 AM(It's a part of the World Zionist Conspiracy, Frank. Didn't you read the fine print when you brought me on?) #4 - Posted by: Laurence Simon on November 18, 2005 10:39 AMNardo know that the real culprits behind Santa Claus are the Joooooooos! #5 - Posted by: USS Jimmy Carter Attack Submarine on November 18, 2005 12:41 PMNardo attacks Santa for stifling self improvement and making children "dependent on their parents", causing trauma to sensitive Democrats everywhere when they realize there is no Santa, and try to turn the government into one. #6 - Posted by: Pluto's Dad on November 18, 2005 01:31 PMFrank J.: I find the cats to be inherently humorous ... it is they who control the world you know! Nardo Sez: "Hand over the salmon and no one gets hurt! I'll cancel Christmas if I have to -- now give it up!" #7 - Posted by: langtry on November 18, 2005 01:53 PMThe cat represents the Democrats. Here we have a tabby cat, a mixture of races (clearly a melting pot nation, like the USA) showing that santa (a symbol of Capitalism) is merely it's play thing to control. Once again we see that the US is controlling the world through democracy and "open markets" (note the open cat mouth). #10 - Posted by: Infinity8ball on November 18, 2005 11:16 PMNardo says to Santa, "and if you DON'T bring the Tastee Tuna Treats and a bag of the highest cut of catnip, I'll do THIS to all of you - starting with Mrs. Claus!" #11 - Posted by: Kris on November 19, 2005 12:01 AMFirst the Jews kill Jesus, now they're using their cats to kill Santa Claus. Santa says: Rejoice in the Season my brothers...AAAAAAA OWWWW OOHH GOD HELP ME!!!! IT HURTS PLEASE IT HURTS!!!! #13 - Posted by: sara on November 19, 2005 12:52 PMPost a comment
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