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November 18, 2005
Thou Art The Leaker!
With apparently everyone already having known about Joe Wilson's wife secret agent status except for Patrick Fitzgerald, there are obviously some leak problems. When I hear secret information has been disclosed, I always think of the same suspect: Jesus! Jesus has access to all classified information, and, since he's always popping up in things like tortillas, he has plenty of ways to secretly leak that information. If you see Jesus, make sure to contact Patrick Fitzgerald. Also, hide your drug stash because seeing Jesus might mean the rapture has started. 8 Responses To "Thou Art The Leaker!"
I can't believe SarahK let you blog this. Jesus wouldn't leak information. The Jews would and then blame it on Jesus. #1 - Posted by: JermCool on November 18, 2005 04:05 PMBut Jesus was a Jew... so does that mean it's all one and the same? The Zionist conspiracy is headed by Jesus! #2 - Posted by: SilverBubble on November 18, 2005 04:10 PMHeh. #3 - Posted by: Glenn Reynolds on November 18, 2005 04:15 PMWait - this might make sense. Jesus threatened to go to the media to expose the Zionist Conspiracy. That's why the Jews had him killed! (Lord, I really hope I'm not infringing on blaspheme here. No need to strike me down.) #4 - Posted by: JermCool on November 18, 2005 04:26 PMNot to laugh too loudly, but when Christ returned in His New Name (Rev 2:17, 3:12), at the time He promised (Matt 24:14, Luke 21:24, Matt 24:15), nobody could know ahead of time that it would turn out to be May 23, 1844; and starting that very day, THOSE WHO BELIEVE IN HIM, those who see the 'righteousness of Christ' come in the Glory of the Father, HAVE BEEN ENRAPTURED, lifted up to the heaven of holiness... They don't laugh at "Christians" who wait longingly for Jesus to float down out of the sky... they just try to share the Good News of Christ's coming down out of heaven... #5 - Posted by: Karridine on November 18, 2005 09:17 PMlike that thin ice, do you? not much of it you know where.... #6 - Posted by: lg on November 19, 2005 11:12 AMMay 23, 1844... I've got stuff on the Bab announcing revelation. What the deuce was Karridine speaking of? #7 - Posted by: Sunbuzz on November 19, 2005 05:36 PMIt was NOT Jesus. I have it on good authority that Jesus was in the chain of "need to know" but, that pesky tax collector Matthew was actually the source. You can NEVER trust the IRS. #8 - Posted by: riceburner147 on November 22, 2005 06:42 PMPost a comment
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