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November 20, 2005
Four-Letter Words
Posted by Laurence Simon at 05:23 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (22)

Something from Michelle Malkin's latest post disturbs me:

If you have a problem with my work and what I stand for, go ahead and take me on. Keep calling me whatever four-letter-word makes you feel better when you can't win your arguments. But leave my family alone.

You know, not all four-letter words are bad words.

Folks, what are some nice four-letter words to call Michelle Malki-

Hey, how about nice?

(Pretty is a five-letter word, so that's reserved for SarahK. Because she's pretty. And if I didn't say so, she'd probably put Mister Shiny to the back of my head and paint the walls with my face.)

You know, Nardo has a four-letter word to describe Michelle...


"MEOW!"

Enough said?

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22 Responses To "Four-Letter Words"

Pretty is a 6-letter word.

#1 - Posted by: Kyle on November 20, 2005 05:34 PM

I stopped counting at five. My other hand is pretting a cat, so I can't count any higher.

#2 - Posted by: Laurence Simon on November 20, 2005 05:36 PM

I'm glad to see with this post that she is at least now willing and capable of admitting that she and Jesse work together collaboratively.

I can understand why they would be embarrassed about the newspaper article that reports on Jesse savagely beating a student photographer. I'd be embarrased, too. There is nothing racist, however, about sharing that article. Nothing that criticizes either Michelle or Jesse for their race.

Is it ironic that the couple behind the new conservative bestseller "Unhinged" may have some own "unhinged" moments of their own in the past? You bet - and I'm prepared to shine a light on that irony.

The "dirty asian jew loving whore" stuff is unacceptable no matter where it comes from. It most certainly didn't come from anyone I know.

#3 - Posted by: The Liberal Avenger on November 20, 2005 05:42 PM

I'm with Nardo, ME-OW! Cute works too. How about smrt?

#4 - Posted by: Chris on November 20, 2005 06:21 PM

Howzabout 'purr'?

#5 - Posted by: aelfheld on November 20, 2005 06:57 PM

Michelle, I think she is 'keen'. Or how about 'cool', 'neat', 'fine', 'best'.

#6 - Posted by: SeanS on November 20, 2005 07:04 PM

Cool, fine, neat, foxy
...ummm....lean...uh....live...er....running thin here, somebody pitch in!

#7 - Posted by: TBinSTL on November 20, 2005 07:10 PM

MILF.

Technically speaking, it's not a "word." But still. Damn.

#8 - Posted by: PK in WA on November 20, 2005 09:08 PM

Liberal avenger,

Sorry, but all I see is the photographer's word. He could have exaggerated the whole thing. Were the police called? Was Malkin arrested? Did he go to court? Was he sent to jail? What was the disposition? Or are you so blinded by loyalty to the left that you believe anything that puts Malkin in a bad light?

I find it ironic that the so-called "tolerant" left (a group which seems to be intolerant of nearly everyone and everything) calls Michelle such hideous names, simply because they don't like what she has to say. Apparently, we have "freedom of speech," only when YOU leftists approve of it. They are free to say unkind things; we are also free to think they are total boors and jerks.

You claim: "The "dirty asian jew loving whore" stuff is unacceptable no matter where it comes from." And did you tell that to the moonbats? To be silent is to give tacit approval.

And Laurence, tell Nardo he's a good boy!

#9 - Posted by: SkyeChild on November 20, 2005 09:21 PM

Looks like somebody's working up a BIG hairball.

#10 - Posted by: jonag on November 20, 2005 10:13 PM

Michelle is good. She's able. She's both bold and wise. She's even pert. She's tops.

She's not smrt, however, at least not in some Slavic languages. It means death in both Polish and Russian; in fact, SMERSH, the name for the former Soviet anti-espionage organization, comes from "smrt spionym", meaning death to spies (of course, the Russians, but not the Poles, do it in the Cyrillic alphabet).

#11 - Posted by: Siicon Valley Jim on November 20, 2005 10:33 PM

'OOOOH-Rah!" Michele

In "Enough" you served notice. Your fantastic and I read you daily. The more effective you are the worst the attacks come. It's unnecessary for me to say the evident about the Left. Same stuff, different a-hole. (pardon me. Its the best surname for them)

Here's what I found to be some of the best 'you can't argue with these words, spin them as you may.."

If there’s one thing a Lib hates is a independent female. What’s worse than that is one who has a brain and thinks on her own!!! That’s devastating to a Lib. Why, their Mullahs without the dress code!

These are the best words I can find for the Libs. It suits them to a tee:

Ecclesiastes:10:1-3
1: Dead flies can make a whole bottle of perfume stink, and a little stupidity can cancel out the greatest wisdom
2: A wise man’s heart {directs him} toward the right, but the foolish man’s heart {directs him} toward the left
3: Even when a fool goes walking, he has no sense and shows everyone else that he’s a fool.

Proverbs 18:2: “A fool finds no pleasure in understanding, but delights in airing his own opinions.”

"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits". -Albert Einstein

Jessie and You make one heck-of-a Bloggin' Nuke to the Left Michelle. Never stop!!!! You are adored and appreciated!!!!! And 'Thank You " Jessie for your super-support!!!!!!!!!

"The Lord Bless You and Your Household"
AUSPatriotman

"Helping to make the Red States Redder !"

"In the end it all comes down to leadership. That is what this country is looking for now. It was leadership here at home that gave us strong American influence abroad and the collapse of imperial communism. Great nations have responsibilities to lead, and we should always be cautious of those who would lower our profile, because they might just wind up lowering our flag." --Ronald Reagan

#12 - Posted by: auspatriotman on November 20, 2005 11:06 PM

The funny part is when I have seen a submissive Asian woman with a Caucasian man, is with a liberal couple. Typical do as I say, not as I do.

Funny enough, that this man tried to invalidate my mother's success story of when she was an immigrant as mere "perception".

#13 - Posted by: andophiroxia on November 20, 2005 11:47 PM

Right on, SkyeChild. I read that article, and I really can't see any foundation in it, considering that it doesn't seem to go any further from an allegation. I mean, this guy seems like he just made this stuff up. Where are the links to the police report?

Sounds like college papers have taken a new low from being free toilet paper to just plugging rat-holes.

#14 - Posted by: andophiroxia on November 20, 2005 11:51 PM

Someone go to the "Liberal Avenger" blog. What a moron... There are _pages_ of "stupid" which try, in vain, to prove that MM doesn't do her own work. In the end, s**t-for-brains proves nothing except that he's a bit OCD.

And as for the "nobody _I_ know would talk like that", go read the comments on his blog. Aside from a conservative troll, it's the same worthless, mind-numbing, I'm-dumber-for-reading-it crap one would expect on a blog such as his.

At least he's following suit, he takes a comment WAY out of context and parades it as fact. What a joker. He's been posting his garbage (ctrl-c, ctrl-v) on every site he can find.

"I'm prepared to shine a light on that irony." - The only thing "shining" is that big "I'm a dumbass" sign on your forehead... I've had enough of stupid people today.

#15 - Posted by: john R on November 21, 2005 02:56 AM

Just to get the record straight. MM rocks and our liberal friend here(is that an oxymoron?) has a .000 average with his smear job on her.

Go here to read the troll bashing goodness
http://www.captainsquartersblog.com/mt/mt-tb.cgi/5817

#16 - Posted by: Another spec on November 21, 2005 09:03 AM

speaking of Mr. Shiny, you should rsvp yes or no for the wedding. :)

#17 - Posted by: sarahk on November 21, 2005 09:30 AM

I have followed MM's work for several years now, when I was fortunate to get her in the local paper where I was at the time. She backs up her views with facts and quotes from her hapless targets. She is spot on with her research in her work.

Four letter words for Michelle: dear, keen, sane, boss, just, and HOTT!

#18 - Posted by: Elvis Vincent on November 21, 2005 03:09 PM

Rowr.

#19 - Posted by: LCVRWC on November 21, 2005 04:08 PM

Why, Ms. Malkin, what are you complaining about? You know that the Left owns you, body and soul, and has since the instant you were a non-viable tissue mass. Your Natural Masters have to make an example of you just like they have to of any of the Left’s client groups lest more try to get above their station. As the black maid in Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner said: “I hate to see a member of my race get above himself.” Such a simple yet important truth. Bigotry, you say? How dare you! Liberals marched for civil rights in the 1960s! Liberals support affirmative action so our brethren not fortunate enough to be born white can succeed in this racist, Christian fundamentalist country! Of course the benighted masses call that bigotry, but that’s why they’re the benighted masses and we on the Left are the Annointed. Thomas Sowell (that evil traitor!) said it with irony but we on the Left say it with conviction.


Te abjure Espiritu Infernalis!
AARRGHHH! NOOOO!
Te abjure Espiritu Infernalis!


Man! The worst part of demonic possession is how the split pea soup taste lasts for days. I hate split pea soup!

#20 - Posted by: Carnifex on November 21, 2005 04:16 PM

Right, Simon. Your other hand was "petting" a "cat".


I was doing finger-quotation marks there.

#21 - Posted by: SergeantJack on November 22, 2005 01:15 PM

The four-letter word I was thinking of was "PIPE!"

Remember Pete and Pete? Well, The Strongest Guy In The World used PIPE! as a superlative adverb.

And I think it describes Michelle Malkin to a T.

#22 - Posted by: Laurence Simon on November 23, 2005 09:31 AM
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