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December 07, 2005
Maybe We're Better Off With The Silence
(A Precision Guided Humor Assignment) Have you noticed lately that the MSM isn't doing diddly as far as reporting any good news from Iraq? Me too. So, given that there IS actually good news to be reported (as the weekly CentCom newsletter so amply demonstrates) I thought I'd share what I knew. Interspersed - just for fun - with how I imagine your standard Liberal Media terrorist-coddling lapdogs would title the story. Feel free to play along, if you'd like. 1. Completion of police stations in Babil, Basrah, Erbil, Kirkuk, Ninewa, and Salah ad Din Provinces, and a holding facility in Al Muthanna Province will provide approximately 250,000 people a safer environment and greater security as police operate from these improved facilities. 250,000 THREATENED WITH ARREST AND DETENTION IN IRAQ! WHO WILL BE BUSH'S NEXT VICTIM? 2. The completion of renovations to 12 schools in Baghdad, Basrah, and Al Anbar Provinces will equal a better learning environment and brighter future for over 7,200 Iraqi schoolchildren and 50 teachers. US PROPAGANDA JUGGERNAUT ROLLS OVER IRAQI CHILDREN! 3. Over 29 km of new roads between Qadisiyah Province and Wassit Province will provide a safer travel route for farming villages to transport their crops to the market and reaching larger towns such as Baghdad. BUSH FAILURE MAKES IT EASIER FOR ROADSIDE BOMBERS TO STRIKE! 4. 500,000 people annually will benefit from six renovated railroad station in Qadisiyah Province will provide protection from the environment while the passengers wait to board the train and for the stationmaster to schedule freight movements. BUSH FORCES IRAQIS INTO OVERCROWDED TRAINS: EASY TARGETS FOR 5. 150,000 residents between Baghdad, Ninewa, and Wassit Province now enjoy more reliable electricity as their 15 km of electrical power feeder were installed to local distribution substations. IS BUSH PLANNING NEW "ELECTRIC CHAIR" TORTURE CHAMBER IN IRAQ? 6. 80,000 people between Maysan, Najaf, and Ninewa Provinces now enjoy potable water with the installation of three compact water units and repair of 27 km of water line. IRAQI WATER MAY CONTAIN DEPLETED URANIUM: BUSH'S NEW PLOT TO POISON IRAQI BABIES! 7. Four border forts in Maysan Province and two border forts in Al Anbar Province will increase the security along the border with Iran and Saudia Arabia, allow for the proper training of the border police, and provide additional logistical support for border patrols. BUSH'S IRAQI POLICE STATE: THE NEW EAST BERLIN? 8. The completion of a Port of Entry in Ninewa province will expedite the safe passage of thousands of vehicles and persons traveling between Iraq and Syria daily. FASTER PASSAGE FOR 9. Fire stations in Al Anbar, Basrah, Diyala, and Kirkuk Provinces will increase fire security for 100,000 residents in local towns and provide an excellent training facility for firefighters. 100,000 IRAQIS LULLED INTO FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY IN SPITE OF MASSIVE FIRE THREAT! BUSH RAMPS UP THEFT OF IRAQI OIL! As I suggested in the post title, maybe no news IS good news. By the way, the CentCom newsletter is free, contains the stories the MSM doesn't bother reporting, and can be delivered to your inbox by clicking this link & leaving your e-mail address. If you don't sign up, then the 5 Responses To "Maybe We're Better Off With The Silence"
I guess the MSM is waiting for the next words of wisdom from Jack Murtha. By the way, why haven't they said a word about Joe Lieberman's op/ed piece in the Wall Street Journal about his recent visit to Iraq? #1 - Posted by: ewilderm on December 7, 2005 11:20 PMEwilderm: it doesn't fit their paradigm. Ergo, it mustn't be true. #2 - Posted by: Dave on December 8, 2005 02:12 AM#2 BUSH "EDUCATION PLAN" STUDENT TEACHER RATIO 144/1!! EVERY CHILD LEFT BEHIND! #3 - Posted by: Becker on December 9, 2005 10:11 AMthe big media is so racist and only report on things to down the white race. http://datrr.blogspot.com/ #4 - Posted by: BickDickDaddy on December 11, 2005 05:16 PMUS forces hand over to Moktadr Al-Sadr in Sadr city and stand by whilst brutal justice is carried out in the local mosques. #5 - Posted by: dave bones on December 12, 2005 06:12 AMPost a comment
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