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December 09, 2005
New Southwest Airlines Commercial
Posted by Laurence Simon at 08:53 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (27)

*BING* You are now free to kill a six year-old.

Rating: 3.5/5 (1 vote cast)

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27 Responses To "New Southwest Airlines Commercial"

Dude, I'm all for irreverant comedy, but I think that crosses a line. I don't think I've ever been offended by anything on IMAO, but this is pretty close.

#1 - Posted by: knight_308 on December 9, 2005 10:06 AM

Okay, so it goes a little too far.

Maybe "Skid off the runway and around the neighborhood" ?

#2 - Posted by: Laurence Simon on December 9, 2005 10:10 AM

I would have to agree with the previous poster. Not in good taste friend.

#3 - Posted by: Brian on December 9, 2005 10:11 AM

That's more like it.

#4 - Posted by: Brian on December 9, 2005 10:12 AM

yes, it was wrong. but funny anyway. something equally wrong on my own site, if i may pimp my blog.

#5 - Posted by: rachel on December 9, 2005 10:14 AM

Wrong. Definitely.

#6 - Posted by: Bouncing Beatnik on December 9, 2005 10:27 AM

Chill out, people.

#7 - Posted by: prolix on December 9, 2005 10:43 AM

Not in good taste? Yes. Funny? Very yes. That's the first time I've laughed at IMAO since Frank got on his Boston Legal soapbox.

#8 - Posted by: on December 9, 2005 11:10 AM

Okay. I chuckled. Does that make me as evil as Mr. Simon?

Probably does. Next I'll be watching George Clooney movies. Eep!

#9 - Posted by: Mike K on December 9, 2005 11:52 AM

Its because of the jooooooos!

#10 - Posted by: Undercover Hippie on December 9, 2005 11:59 AM

Why hammer Southwest for it? There's no indication their aircraft or pilot was at fault.

How about "*BING* you're now free to Jimmy Dolittle a 154,000lb airliner down onto a snow-covered postage stamp smack in the middle of a residential area."

As a once frequent flyer into that airfield (and many others), I'd say that landing is a pucker factor 9.5 on a good day.

#11 - Posted by: apotheosis on December 9, 2005 12:01 PM

The boy's name is Joshua Woods.

#12 - Posted by: blogRot on December 9, 2005 12:46 PM

Tailwind, they said here on the local Chicago news - the controllers sent they plane up in a FREAKING TAILWIND, which anyone who has ever flown a plane knows is a really bad idea. In snow, on a really big plane, in a residential area. Granted, the pilot can say no, but I'm sure he assumed the pattern was correct (demanding that the airport change the pattern can be a safety issue in its own right). So this poor pilot has this to live with for the rest of his life.

What makes Laurence's joke funny in a heart-stopping sort of way is that it's true - one really stupid mistake and BING, extreme tragedy. There is a class of humor where you laugh at the absurdity and then realize a half second later "Oh, sh*t, it's completely true and we are so doomed!" A form of gallows humor, I guess. You laugh because it's preferred to crying and you have to vent.

#13 - Posted by: Kent on December 9, 2005 12:49 PM

Sadly, the libs will love to put this one on their sites and talk about how evil and uncaring conservatives are.
I'm not easily offended either, but perhaps this was a little soon after the fact, imho.

#14 - Posted by: jimmyb on December 9, 2005 01:16 PM

I'm not one who is afraid of graveyard humor, which is why I wondered about commenting in the first place. Maybe I've gotten soft since having my own kids.

And I agree about Midway. It sucks. I bet the tower / airport management is more responsible than the pilot. What do you do when you touch down on a slippery runway that isn't properly maintained?

#15 - Posted by: knight_308 on December 9, 2005 02:58 PM

I'm sorry but I must be a sick bastard, but I got a funny out of your post. Was it sick? Yup! Humor is humor because it takes us by surprise...this one took me by surprise...

#16 - Posted by: USS Jimmy Carter "Attack" Submarine on December 9, 2005 03:31 PM

You are now free to be yourself.

#17 - Posted by: stratcat on December 9, 2005 03:39 PM

Saw this on the tvspy.com site:

"[BONG]. You are now free to skid across the highway."

Television people come up with the grimmest, sickest stuff. If you heard the gallows humor of a newsroom, you'd think twice about those folks.

#18 - Posted by: Laurence Simon on December 9, 2005 04:31 PM

No doubt this one's over the line.

For chrissakes, it's DING, not BING!!

#19 - Posted by: Brandon on December 9, 2005 06:48 PM

Nah... it's a little softer, like a bing, not a ding.

I know I'm wrong for saying this, but I heard the kid was singing 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town' Now, don't get me wrong, it's tragic, and definitely ruined a happy occasion, but imagine if that plane were the one that looks like it nailed Santa.

Here

#20 - Posted by: Chris on December 9, 2005 08:30 PM

Was it wrong, yes.
Did it make me laugh, yes.


Will I regret it later ... well, that isn't really your concern is it?
/TJ ... and yes, it is more of a bing

#21 - Posted by: TJ on December 9, 2005 10:15 PM

For once, I agree with the trolls.

Sorry Laurence!

#22 - Posted by: Daniel Christianson on December 9, 2005 11:56 PM

This is why you have to have the tray table in the upright position. They never tell you, but if you don't, the plane will careen out of control.

Bad Lair. No biscuit.

#23 - Posted by: SeanS on December 10, 2005 10:35 AM

I can't help but that think someway, somehow, Daley's closing of Meigs killed that little boy. Atrocity upon atrocity!!

#24 - Posted by: Art Johnson on December 10, 2005 07:52 PM

Yup, that's just plain wrong, Lair. Clearly, the obvious and correct gag is: "Wanna get away?"

#25 - Posted by: Pablo on December 11, 2005 11:34 AM

the boy was singing christmas songs before it crushed there car. It sounds like the should have never let them try to land in that weather.

http://datrr.blogspot.com/

#26 - Posted by: BickDickDaddy on December 11, 2005 05:14 PM

FYI...The Pilot-in-Command (aka The Captain) is the FINAL authority as to the safe operation of the aircraft. It is his duty and responsibility to tell the air traffic controllers if he can't accept the conditions of their request. (i.e. to land on a very short runway, in a residential area, that has snow all over it!!) Don't forget their accident in Burbank, CA several years ago. Off the runway into the gas station!! Southwest Airlines killed that little boy because they have a cavalier attitude towards safety. Period. It just finally caught up to them.

#27 - Posted by: on December 15, 2005 12:20 AM
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