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December 13, 2005
IMAO Audio Exclusive: The Meeting Between Governor Schwarzenegger and Stanley Tookie Williams
Posted by Frank J. at 10:55 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (20)

I can't reveal my sources, but I have obtained audio of a meeting between the Governator and Tookie on the matter of his clemency. We all know how that turned out, but I still think it's of historical interest.

Listen to it here.

Rating: 2.2/5 (3 votes cast)

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20 Responses To "IMAO Audio Exclusive: The Meeting Between Governor Schwarzenegger and Stanley Tookie Williams"

First!

#1 - Posted by: motopolitico on December 13, 2005 10:39 AM

I WILL never feel clean again. Are you sure you guys didn't kill Elmo? Tookie Monster?

#2 - Posted by: motopolitico on December 13, 2005 10:40 AM

Heh, Be this the end of tookie?

#3 - Posted by: spacemonkey on December 13, 2005 11:35 AM

Good stuff!

Shameless plug for my blog... I have veered from my usual Iraq and New Orleans blogging to make an entry on the Tookie affair.

Let's see if WWTD will catch on!

#4 - Posted by: Krans on December 13, 2005 12:53 PM

On, my shamelessly plugged blog is at mattchis.bravejournal.com (it looks pretty poor in the comments window).

#5 - Posted by: Krans on December 13, 2005 01:05 PM

Is that Frank doing the Tookie voice?

#6 - Posted by: Justin Buist on December 13, 2005 02:48 PM

Frank,

Toooooo freaking funny! Get-you-in-trouble-at-work funny. Make-you-change-your-pants funny. Make-you-exchange-your-office-chair-with-someone-you-don't-like funny.

You know, don't-tell-Dave-in-Accounting-why-his-chair-smells-funny funny.

Far funnier than anything I've ever written (obviously).

#7 - Posted by: Kent on December 13, 2005 03:27 PM

(DOINK, DOINK)
The tookie monster has been put down.
(DOINK, DOINK)

#8 - Posted by: Laura on December 13, 2005 04:54 PM

It's a sad day for Mets fans now that Tookie Williams has been executed.
He was always a fan favorite.

...or was that Mookie Wilson?

Now I'm confused.

#9 - Posted by: Bob in Feenicks on December 13, 2005 05:29 PM

Well, I just downloaded my very first IMAO audio, dispite the dial-up time, and you were absolutely right...I feel bad, filthy bad....


mostly cause I giggled like a hyena....

#10 - Posted by: sarasmom on December 13, 2005 09:29 PM

not that its a person's life or anything ... let alone the fact that his response to a created reality is the criteria for judgement ... guess slavery never happened either ... not that you care ... yet another example of a calcifed pineal glaned in full effect ... you fucking boneheadz

#11 - Posted by: aaron on December 13, 2005 10:57 PM

And on this thread, execution of a multiple-murderer after 25 years of appeals = slavery.

Your mommy really needs to password protect her PC....

#12 - Posted by: Master Shake on December 14, 2005 12:37 AM

"not that its a person's life or anything ..."Yeah, not that he took three lives by himself
"calcifed pineal glaned"? It's interesting that "pineal" was the only one of those words he spelled correctly.

#13 - Posted by: Dave on December 14, 2005 02:12 AM

YES!!!

I knew some genius would think of "Tookie remember when I promised to kill you last.."

#14 - Posted by: LarryConley on December 14, 2005 04:42 AM

where to begin ... you myopic and narrcisistic infantalism seems like a start ... but then again why not assail it in the form of a critique of its objectified form ... namely the bstructural functionalism you laud when the discussions regress to popular movie lines in light of major social commentary ... the death penalty and jokes ... yeah ... unmedicated alright ... did anyone eat his flesh ... ya know like the lynch mob days ... oh yeah ... try considering that the psycho social index for inter gender conflict is higher on your side than mine ... un fair and unbalanced yeah ... but unobjective ... go ahead hard guy ... facts are facts ... boneheadz

#15 - Posted by: aaron on December 14, 2005 09:51 PM

Aaron,

Chomsky + LSD - Spellcheck = your posts (Yp). Please cut down on one of the first two or at the very least add more of the last to balance the equation and make your posts less... Oh, never mind. Just f*ck yourself.

I could bury you in verbose obscurity as well, but the purpose of communication is communication, not thesaurus-assisted tantrums to show how overindoctrinated and underwise you are.

Another innocent woman and grandmother died in gang crossfire in Chicago this morning. Pick your heroes better. In the meantime, I'm impressed you've learned to type with your anus, but that skill is of limited use here.

You can't spell "Aaron" without AA. Take a hint.

#16 - Posted by: Kent on December 15, 2005 10:52 AM

http://www.thuglifearmy.com/news/?id=2185

ask yourself why ... if your really concerned about gang violence here ... trust me .. you're no friend of bill's ...
over indoctrinated ??? wasn't it fox news that broke the false reporting about the most recent presidential win ... thus provoking the cascade reaction from a complicit media ... afraid of independant thought ... try it sometime ... a wide variety of sources and compassion go a long way

#17 - Posted by: aaron on December 15, 2005 09:58 PM

http://www.thuglifearmy.com/news/?id=2185


read this and ask why ...

#18 - Posted by: aaron on December 15, 2005 10:00 PM

Read it...dare I?...should I? Oh, hell...WHY? (I just know I'm going to hate this...)

#19 - Posted by: Mike on December 18, 2005 07:41 AM

Hi my name is Aaron, my IQ is like way up there and stuff.

Note: actually heard a guy say that once. His name wasn't Aaron though

#20 - Posted by: logan on December 20, 2005 09:43 AM
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