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December 13, 2005
Don't Bury Tookie Yet!!
Tookie Williams is now dead, and that is a tragedy. At least it is as measured by the most recent RLPSC (Ranting Liberals Per Sound Clip). To hear them talk, Tookie was a man who was completely innocent, and anyway, he turned his life around. Which leads me to believe that he was indeed innocent but turned his life to vicious murdering hate. So I guess that in the end, it all worked out. However, if it was a tragedy to kill Tookie, I have to say it would be an even greater tragedy to bury him. Especially when he can still do so much good. For example, just because he's dead, it doesn't mean that Tookie can't be involved in peace marches and other good stuff.
And, if we find a tall enough building, he can still help fight all that gang activity.
Of course, what's the most important thing you can do for your country after you die? Vote Democrat! In some states, the dead population makes up a key element to the Democratic base.
Or you can benefit society in small ways. I for one, like being able to get tickets to my favorite concerts. But those lines are just so long! If only we knew someone who would camp out the ticket office in the freezing cold and help us out!
Plus, the cold would help preserve the body. That's a good thing. Because we want him looking his best in front of the cameras.
It turns out that all those celebrity endorsements really did help! ** Well, that's all for today. It's been fun talking about the death penalty. Personally, I'm against killing prisoners, but I feel we need to have a safe place to do it - otherwise, we'd resort to back alley executions with coat hangers. Keep checking back, there's always good stuff at IMAO. 24 Responses To "Don't Bury Tookie Yet!!"
"Personally, I'm against killing prisoners, but I feel we need to have a safe place to do it - otherwise, we'd resort to back alley executions with coat hangers." the best quote i have heard in a long time. wraps it all up for me, that is a perfect sentance to describe the ridiculous way society is looking at everything... #1 - Posted by: heidi on December 13, 2005 10:41 AMHa! That ending quote that heidi provided above was truly magnificent, RWD. You're becoming quite the artist, as well. Muy bueno, amigo! #3 - Posted by: Seth on December 13, 2005 12:17 PMLove that last quote too. But what's with the "third leg" on one of the stick figures in the party house? #4 - Posted by: Eddie C on December 13, 2005 12:34 PMFrom a news website that shall remain uncredited "Gang leader says it's what God wanted" ...and the liberal media didn't get their RIOTS, THE END!!! hahahahahaha #5 - Posted by: sarasmom on December 13, 2005 01:05 PMAnd PBS can stuff him and put him on Sesame Street as the Tookie Monster! #6 - Posted by: Silicon Valley Jim on December 13, 2005 06:01 PMThey could've used the chair instead... that way, afterwards, he could do his Fire Marshall Bill impression. #7 - Posted by: Chris on December 13, 2005 08:12 PMI think liberals are only happy when innocent people die, such as babies and Terri Schiavo. When murderers and terrorists are killed, they get all upset. Why? #8 - Posted by: Frank H. on December 13, 2005 08:25 PMSave Tookie! (keep his body in a Zip-loc bag) #9 - Posted by: Master Shake on December 13, 2005 09:00 PMhey why not cut his penis off and put in it a jar like we did i nthe lynch mob days ... or maybe hang his corpse from a tree and riddle the life less body with bullets ... sure am glad we can celebrate the tragedy and savagery on line and revel in the filth of the olden times when those darkies know their place #10 - Posted by: aaron on December 13, 2005 11:03 PMAh, yes. Execution of a multiple-murderer after 25 years of appeals = racism/lynching. Does mommy know you're posting juvenile rubbish at this hour? Shouldn't you be in bed by now? I hear preschool starts pretty early in the morning. #11 - Posted by: Master Shake on December 14, 2005 12:09 AM//I hear preschool starts pretty early in the morning.// No, it's like 2 hours delayed today because of snow....maybe aaron can go sledding instead and celebrate the white, white snow. Really aaron stop making a federal case out of it, it's not like Tookie killed anyone...lately. #14 - Posted by: spacemonkey on December 14, 2005 09:29 AMIs that a third leg or are you just happy to see the lesbo twins in the PARTAY hizzhouse???? What happened to the boobie circles????? #15 - Posted by: frankr on December 14, 2005 09:37 AMOne less bell to answer so how about colin powel's resignation from the bush cabinet years before the president drags the nation into this most recent quagmire on the pretext of wmd... which he recently admitted was a false pretext ... oh yeah and the unilateralism too ... great ideas ... there's no arguing with idiots ... unmedicated yeah ... but consider that before you make contact with any other intelligent life ... you have to get through the 'blackness of space' ... maybe thats why no intelligent life has made contactwith us yet ... because some of us are still mired in the whitenss of snow ... in the face of commentary about the death penalty ... in the face of this fabricated reality ... i still say we should have hung him from a tree after the fact and riddled the lifeless body with bullets so that we could more completly revel in our fear of things black and ancestral ... somewhat like the childishness you are so quick to project on someone else ... funny how you get to the heart of the issue and serve as your own foil ... no just enjoy the boggy marsh your mind is mired in ... but respect bill marr when he says ' at least they have the courage of their convictions ' ... what have you got but sophmoric antics and polite racism ... its evolution gents ... adapt or die ... #17 - Posted by: aaron on December 14, 2005 10:09 PMAaron - "its evolution gents ... adapt or die ..." Well -- Looks like Tookie was unable to adapt and so he Died.... Be a gent and do the same. #18 - Posted by: Raven on December 14, 2005 10:20 PM"I still say we should have hung him from a tree after the fact and riddled the lifeless body with bullets" Clap. clap. clap. Aaron DOES believe in the death penalty. BTW, you just gave me a great idea. #19 - Posted by: RightWingDuck on December 14, 2005 10:39 PMlocal paper "Swartzenegger refuses clemency lets Williams Die" kind of misses the point. Maybe "After twenty years victims finally have justice". Aaron... back on your meds my man. And get help finding your tinfoil hat. #21 - Posted by: Becker on December 15, 2005 12:49 AMevolution ... adapt or die ... childrens books and renouncing violence ... myopic ... (here a question) why??? How many children's books do you have to write to make up for a murder? #23 - Posted by: spacemonkey on December 17, 2005 10:28 PMHow many children's books do you have to write to make up for a murder? Posted by spacemonkey at December 17, 2005 10:28 PM Obviously a hell of a lot more than 300! #24 - Posted by: Mike on December 18, 2005 07:20 AMPost a comment
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