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December 14, 2005
Was the Holocaust a myth?
As IMAO's Official Token Jew™, I've been asked to comment on the declaration by Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad that the Holocaust was a myth exploited by Jews to steal land from Muslims... *sigh* He's right. Guilty as charged. Sorry, everyone. You see, the truth of the whole matter is that Holocaust was nothing but a big game of tag gone horribly, horribly wrong. It started off friendly, then it got a little rough, and the next thing you know, everybody's wearing grey and white pajamas starving to death. Ever wonder why there's "no tagbacks" in tag? Well, now you know. By the time we got things straightened out, well, the firebombing of Dresden and other German cities killed not just tens of thousands of innocent German civilians, but millions. The so-called concentration camps were really just recovery retreats for the survivors of the imperialist bombing of the innocent citizens of the Third Reich. However, due to Allied bombing runs of supply trains carrying tons and tons of food and toys and medicine to the recovery retreats, things went from worse to crazy-worse. When the German guards fled the camps, a few guys put their heads together and found a way to screw the Muslims over big time. If only they'd have plotted to get some land with oil instead of making Moses' mistake all over again. As for the tattoos, well, those just wash off. The next time you see an octogenarian with a number on their wrist walking down the street, just grab their hand and scrub the number off with a moist towelette. No, really. Go ahead and try it. Our elders love it the look on your faces when the ink runs and fades. All those museums all around the world? Bah. Just Zionist Conspiracy Meeting Halls. It's not like you goyishe bastards ever go inside them. 23 Responses To "Was the Holocaust a myth?"
First!!! #1 - Posted by: Nobody on December 14, 2005 05:28 PMTO all the Holocaust deniers out there. Allow me to introduce my father... Sgt. Phil B, 3rd Army USAR ETO. Sent through Dachau May 1, 1945 to bear witness to what happened. He never forgot and never let his children forget. And now we are teaching his grand children to never forget. PS We are Irish Catholic, not Jewish. "If Iran wants nuclear weapons, I say let them have them. Special Delivery care of the USAF and USN" #2 - Posted by: Ned B on December 14, 2005 05:33 PMWhen do we allow Israel the ability to make Iran a field of beaded glass???? #3 - Posted by: Robert on December 14, 2005 05:40 PMWhy does Israel need our permission? Just askin'... I love glass beads. They're so sparkly and shiny. #4 - Posted by: GradualDazzle on December 14, 2005 06:14 PMOh my goodness, if the Holocaust was just a game of Tag gone wrong, I can't help but shudder what would have happened if they had been playing "Redlight/Greenlight"...or even worse..."SIMON SAYS!!!!" #5 - Posted by: sarasmom on December 14, 2005 07:26 PMIranian President Mahmud Ahmadinejad is a dead man walking or my name ain't Bullseye! #6 - Posted by: Bullseye on December 14, 2005 07:30 PM"Oh my goodness, if the Holocaust was just a game of Tag gone wrong, I can't help but shudder what would have happened if they had been playing "Redlight/Greenlight"...or even worse..."SIMON SAYS!!!!"" That's some dangerous thinking there! Are we sure it wasn't Freeze Tag? Someone was probably yelling 'no electricity' a bit too much, which would explain the power outages. #7 - Posted by: Chris on December 14, 2005 08:46 PMWhat's this mythical place called "Iran" that everyone is talking about? Sounds scary! Like it needs an ICBM or two to clear the cobwebs away. MtnSt8 #8 - Posted by: mtnst8 on December 14, 2005 08:56 PMI think the real question is, how did Mahmoud Ahmadinejad stumble upon the zionist conspiracy? Or was it pure dumb luck? Or better yet, he figures if he throws out 1,000 loony charges, one of them is bound to be true :) #9 - Posted by: Alucard on December 14, 2005 11:36 PMI think he's just mad because Hitler thought of it first. #10 - Posted by: jonag on December 15, 2005 12:03 AMGod bless you, Ned B. You and yours are a few of the many, many reasons that we Joos call America "malchut shel chesed." My recently deceased uncle by marriage, Toby Kaminsky, was a survivor of Auschwitz. I wish he had come clean with me about the tag thing. #11 - Posted by: Roger Glass on December 15, 2005 12:39 AMhey, i went inside the Holocaust museum in Jerusalem! that's gotta count for at least 2 visits! #12 - Posted by: sarahk on December 15, 2005 08:10 AMThose pesky joooooos just keep fooling us with stuff like this! I'm just glad we have countries like Iran to set us straight! More good stuff from the "Religion of Peace"... #13 - Posted by: USS Jimmy Carter "Attack" Submarine on December 15, 2005 09:04 AMI can't believe I got snookered again…I mean first I fall for that whole thing about “we landed on the moon” and that turns out to be a farce, and now the holocaust turns out to be just a game with 5 million players?...Who won anyway? #14 - Posted by: NukeRising on December 15, 2005 11:21 AMzee? I vas right! As I have long suspected. All this AND you make gentiles pay retail!! (PS- if I were you, I'd try to get Israel moved to the pacific somewhere. Too many europeans in europe...) #16 - Posted by: Cornbread on December 15, 2005 03:47 PMDrat, our secret is out. Fortunately it also turns out that "Tehran" has ALWAYS been a big glowing radioactive pit in the ground. There never was any nation called "Iran", who makes up this stuff, everyone knows the country in that area was called Persia and hasn't existed for centuries. It's all a conspiracy. Any claims at some point in the future that Isreal or the United States used nuclear weapons to destroy "Tehran" in "Iran" are obvious nonsense. #17 - Posted by: Doug Lampert on December 15, 2005 04:31 PM"When do we allow Israel the ability to make Iran a field of beaded glass????" Iran really doesn't need our permission to provide this service. #18 - Posted by: Keith Emery on December 16, 2005 01:32 AMAhhhhhh! I should proof before I post. It should have read: _Israel_ really doesn't need our permission to provide this service. K #19 - Posted by: Keith Emery on December 16, 2005 01:43 AMKeep flapping your lips Ahmadinejad. Israel is going to do the same thing to your "peaceful" nuclear program that they did to Saddam's, and we won't even let the U.N. issue a resolution criticizing them for it. (The U.N.: "FEAR our NON-BINDING resolutions!!!") I just hope you're in the building when Israel strikes. Then we can cover it up by saying "There was never a Ahmadinejad! He was just a myth created by an Iranian conspiracy group! Do you think a REAL human would deny the holocaust? Silly people...." #20 - Posted by: Daniel Taylor on December 16, 2005 05:56 AMU.S. to Iran: (Laurence)Simon says " Eat Pork and die Motherfuckers!" #21 - Posted by: on December 16, 2005 12:16 PMI missed the part WHY we stole the Palestinian's real estate because the Germans were bad people. Why isn't Israel in Westphalia??? #22 - Posted by: Book on December 18, 2005 02:49 PMhttp://www.meguiar.addr.com/Jacob_Esau.htm God bless all. #23 - Posted by: Judah on December 25, 2005 03:27 AMPost a comment
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