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December 21, 2005
Note to IMAO Bloggers from the Real Frank J.
Last thing you want to have during your honeymoon cruise is a call from your mother worrying about your rash and then have to make a $14 phone call back (it's $6.95 a minute) to explain you are all right and one blogger loves to photoshop things. After a quick look at what's happened to IMAO in my absence (this is costing me $0.75) someone (Kevin, presumably) has been falsely posting as me again. I guess I'll deduct the phonecall from his ad revenue share (I hope it was worth it!). Anyway, other than that, it's been a dream vacation and I still have two full days left (I get back Saturday morning). See you all then and punishment will be dealt. Be honorable, ronin. P.S. Was a guest blogger approved in my absence? Rarr! 13 Responses To "Note to IMAO Bloggers from the Real Frank J."
So where are you really? We all know by now that your honeymoon was over weeks ago... First. #1 - Posted by: The Truth Is Out There on December 21, 2005 11:35 PMwas the anti-christmas notice real? #2 - Posted by: z on December 22, 2005 12:52 AM[RWD looks around. The gang and their little prank has been exposed. He steps forward like a real man...] IT WAS KEVIN'S IDEA! I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. I also have nothing to do with tomorrows post which took me a long time to get just right. By tomorrow, mostly everyone would have figured out that all of the posts (Yes, Z - all of the posts) were fake. P.S. Would this be a bad time to talk about a raise? #3 - Posted by: RightWingDuck on December 22, 2005 12:58 AMwhat scares me is the number of people who said, "me too" to the UFO posting. #4 - Posted by: motopolitico on December 22, 2005 03:24 AMThis is probably another fake post from Kevin :-D #5 - Posted by: Harvey on December 22, 2005 08:45 AMYou guys are messed up. That's what I like about this site. yeah, heaven forbid anyone have fun back here while frank is on vacation in the carribean -- he has to bounce a signal off 6 satellites to ruin it for everyone -- thanks a lot frank(kill)j(oy) #8 - Posted by: cadet on December 22, 2005 10:12 AMSo. what is real? Is anything real? Am I typing right now? Why bother if nothing is real. Nihilism can be fun, but does it really matter? *gusty sigh* P.S. You mean the UFO was fake? Aargh! I SO wanted to believe. #9 - Posted by: Paleomedic on December 22, 2005 10:54 AMeverything EXCEPT the UFO was fake #10 - Posted by: Frank J. on December 22, 2005 11:15 AMWe've been bamboozled. Hoodwinked. Taken for a ride. We didn't land on IMAO, IMAO landed on us! #11 - Posted by: DesertElephant on December 22, 2005 12:01 PMA hoax! I'm telling my husband about the bad luck cruise and everything is lies....all lies. Thank God! My wittle baby isn't dealing with Devilisney and rashes and aliens and Captain Hook! Kevin. you are truly the evil fake sarahk. You and your little cohorts. And you are damn funny! Abusive, but damn funny! I'm glad my boss isn't here today because I can't stop giggling! (I wondered why the one post from Sarahk had no reference to bad luck or a non-magical Disney or anything about Cyborgs. I am a doofus for believing!) #12 - Posted by: Bikermommy on December 22, 2005 12:58 PMCrap!! I think I just entered the Twilight Zone!! Or is it the X-Files...."The truth is out there"...? Help me Mulder! #13 - Posted by: jonag on December 22, 2005 01:47 PMPost a comment
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