Lost Beagle
Well, the BEagle 2 may have been found...
The British scientist behind the lost 2003 Beagle 2 mission to Mars said on Tuesday the craft may have been spotted in NASA pictures which indicate the project very nearly worked.
Beagle 2, named after the ship Charles Darwin sailed in when he formulated his theory of evolution, was built by British scientists for about 50 million pounds ($90 million) and taken to Mars aboard the European Space Agency's orbiter Mars Express.
I've been silent all this time, but the time has come to reveal that I know what happened.
To name a space-faring exploration robot after the man who formulated the theory of Evolution was just tempting the wrath of The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
His noodly appendages must have knocked the heathen vessel off-course or something.
There. I've finally said it.
Pass the Parmesan cheese.
Stumble It!
