I recently bought an Elvis Presley Coffee Sampler Pack thingy from Ugly Mug Coffee.

In addition to four different kinds of Elvis coffee (none of which were Peanut Butter And Banana Sandwich), I also got a gift card for $5 off of Ugly Mug Coffee.

Well, what did you expect? A gift card for Victoria's Secret? Well, their bras do make good coffee filters...

Anyway, The card's got an offer code on it, which means it's easily typed in and sent around the world in some kind of code-smuggling operation you've only dreamed about turning into a big-budget Hollywood movie.

FRANKJ: "Have you got the code?"
SPACEMONKEY: "We're waiting on the signal from Istanbul."
FRANKJ: "Victory will be mine. And savory."

I figured I'd offer the card up as some kind of prize for a contest, but I can't think of a good contest for the card.

So, the contest is going to be the best idea for a contest in which to give away this card. Come up with the best idea for a contest to give this card away, and you win the card. Put your suggestions in the comments.

(Try to use your email address when submitting the comment. Because if you win and I reply to your entry only to get a bounced message alert, I'm moving on to the next place winner.)

If this contest is void where prohibited by law, I encourage you to engage in an armed revolt against the repressive anti-democratic and anti-capitalist government that prohibits you from participating in the contest. You may not survive the revolution, but you will be seen as a hero, martyr, and t-shirt icon for generations to come.

Oh, and Spacemonkey isn't allowed to win this contest. Because, well, he's Spacemonkey. Spacemonkey's never allowed to win.

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