 |
|
|
|
About IMAO Giving money to Frank J. makes you happy!  Buy funniest book ever!  IMAO Podcasts IMAO Merchandise and Newsletter
 Cool shirts, mugs, stickers, and what-not!
About IMAO
If you want to send something by snail mail, e-mail with subject "P.O. Box" to get mail information for Frank J. and SarahK. About Frank J. Bloggers: Frank J. Harvey RightWingDuck Cadet Happy spacemonkey Laurence Simon SarahK Popular Categories
Fred Thompson FactsJohn Edwards Fabulous Facts lolterizt IMAO Condensed Know Thy Enemy Editorials Frank the Artist In My World Other Content
Ode to ViolenceBrief Histories IMAO Audio Bits  Read the Essay Own the Shirt Peace Gallery Search IMAO
Testimonials
"All quotes attributed to me on IMAO are made up... including this one."
-Glenn Reynolds "Unfunny treasonous ronin!" -Lou Tulio* "You, sir, are a natural born killer." -E. Harrington "You'll never get my job! Never!!!" -Jonah Goldberg "In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. And He did despair, for in His omniscience, He did know that His creations had but three-fifths of the splendor of that which would be IMAO." -No One of Consequence "A blogger with a sense of humor." -Some Woman on MSNBC Blogroll
Ace of Spades HQThe Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler Blackfive Captain's Quarters Classical Values Conservative Grapevine The Corner The Daily Gut (with Jim Treacher!) Dave in Texas Eject! Eject! Eject! Electric Venom Hot Air Puppy Blender La Shawn Barber's Corner Michelle Malkin Pereiraville Protein Wisdom Rachel Lucas Right Wing News Scrappleface Serenity's Journal Townhall Blog IMAO Blogroll Bad Example Cadet Happy The Flying Space Monkey Chronicles mountaineer musings Right Wing Duck  This Blog Is Full of Crap Fred Thompson Links Fred File Blogs for Fred Fred Thompson Facts Awards
|
January 04, 2006
Saddam For Kids
(A Precision Guided Humor Assignment) Ok, that's a bad example. But still, a tome for the wee ones IS the only ticket to freedom for a vicious killer. Without one, he's guaranteed a ride in Old Sparky. Just look at what happened to O.J. Ok, that wasn't a good example either. The point is that you can soon expect to hear about what a wonderful guy Saddam is once his bibliography hits the New York Times. What's that? You didn't know Saddam wrote children's books? Of course he did. Here's just a small sampling of his works: * The Berenstain Bears Big Book of Burkhas * Tyranny for Tots * Curious George Invades Iraq * One Fish, Two Fish, Dead Fish, JOOOOOOO! Fish * Mommy Bakes Yellowcake * Uday and Qusay Take a Bullet * I Can Detonate My Own Vest! * Horton Hears a Wahabbi * Hide and Seek, Marco Polo, and Blind Man's Bluff: The Rainy Day Book of Fun U.N. Games * Amelia Bedelia Beheads a Hostage * Hassan Potter and the Half-Blood Infidel * Little Camel Fluffy Toes and the Murderous Americans * Are You There, Allah? It's Me, Fatima * Little House on the Sand Dune * My First Honor Killing * Charlie and the Chemical Weapons Factory * "Is That An IED?": An Explodey the Mouse Story * The Tyrant, The Weasels, and the Warmonger * The Poky Little Puppy and Other Unclean Animals * Green Eggs and Hamas If you know of any more of Saddam's books, leave the titles in the comments. Don't call me with them, though. Those cowards at the NSA might be listening in. 27 Responses To "Saddam For Kids"
"Goldie Locks and the Seven Virgins" comes to mind. "It's my Fatwa and I'll Cry If I Want Too." Bet you didn't know he was a songwriter too! #1 - Posted by: Jon Jackson on January 4, 2006 09:22 PMAhaha, you are golden. Sadly, I'm too tired to think of anything witty enough to contribute. Some other time ;D #2 - Posted by: Carly on January 4, 2006 11:58 PMOne Fish, Two Fish, Dead Fish, JOOOOOOO! Fish That was the best, though some of the others were extremely funny too. #3 - Posted by: Ann on January 5, 2006 01:38 AMit's a wonderful jihad i'll be home for ramadan the diary of al franken three blind scorpions #4 - Posted by: on January 5, 2006 05:40 AMWhile we're in a Dr. Seuss theme: How The Infidel Stole Ramadan The Little Engine That Could (Transport WMD's to Syria)
Pin The Blame On The j00000 #6 - Posted by: Evil Midnight Poster what Posts At Midnight on January 5, 2006 08:47 AMLittle Miss Muffet: A Tale of Gassed Kurds and Whey. #7 - Posted by: DesertElephant on January 5, 2006 09:12 AMThe Lion the Witch and the Iman Your welcome #8 - Posted by: Seanmahair on January 5, 2006 10:03 AMLittle Black Saddambo #10 - Posted by: Ron on January 5, 2006 10:42 AMIf you give a Zionist a Final Solution. Mommy, there's a Jew under my bed. Why Daddy went boom. I know why the caged hostage sings. #11 - Posted by: spacemonkey on January 5, 2006 12:06 PMAbdallah the Pest. (I have a 2nd grader) #12 - Posted by: sarasmom on January 5, 2006 01:37 PMChild psychology book:"What to do when your neighbor marries your twelve year old daughter under Shariah" "Where do babies come from? They fall out of the moon so they can detonate themselves for Allah" "Why does the world hates Islam? *WITH FUN SUICIDE VEST DOLLY*!" "Why Jooos should be turned into soap." "To Kill a Infidel" "Mohammed Loves the Children" #13 - Posted by: Peter Bland on January 5, 2006 02:48 PMThe Man With the Golden Shredder #14 - Posted by: Silicon Valley Jim on January 5, 2006 04:27 PMHeather Has Two Mommies - But They've Both Been Stoned Because They Weren't Wearing Their Burkas #15 - Posted by: Silicon Valley Jim on January 5, 2006 04:30 PMNow this is the best thread I've come across in WEEKS. Finally some meaningful time spent on the internet... "James and the Giant Poison Peach" "Israeli in the Cupboard" (c'mon...!) "Thomas the Tank Engine Runs Out of Oil" #16 - Posted by: Abhilash on January 5, 2006 07:24 PMEverybody Jyhads (potty training book) Dorothy and The Wonderful Wizard of Oman. #17 - Posted by: sarasmom on January 5, 2006 08:24 PMThe House of Dies Drear...When my Vest Explodes at the Wrong Time William Ben Laden's Classical...Taming of the JOOOOOOOOOOO! Sorry to keep posting but we just come up with these as we stand around thinking about it. #19 - Posted by: sarasmom on January 5, 2006 08:35 PMAnd the ever popular kids show...JEWS CLUES...you find another crescent, thats the second clue... Dora the Suicide Bomber (Palestinian favorite)
Harry the Dirty Infidel Cafe Chica Boom Boom Sharia with Dick and Jane The little Golden Book of Bribery #22 - Posted by: Taleena on January 6, 2006 01:24 PMHorton Hears a Boom #23 - Posted by: Wolf's Dawn on January 6, 2006 05:44 PMMadeline from Palestine
-Hassan Potter and the Sorceror's Vest -Hassan Potter and the Rape Room of Secret's -Hassan Potter and the Prisoner of War -Hassan Potter and WMD of Fire This is just what I can think of for Harry Potter... #25 - Posted by: The Great Rindo on January 7, 2006 11:33 PMTen Little Immans Great Explosions #26 - Posted by: Elaine on January 9, 2006 07:01 AMA Tale of Two Saddams Little Dhimmis Sh'ira and Sensibility The Woman in White Burka The Turn of the Detonator #27 - Posted by: Elaine on January 9, 2006 07:14 AMPost a comment
|
Buy IMAO T-Shirts 
 
 
IMAO T-Shirts
The IMAO T-Shirt Babe (winning picture) YOU BUY NEW SHIRTS NOW!!! Yay! Books!
Capitalism
Archives
By Category
24American Idol Aqua-Adventures Barackalypse Now Best of IMAO 2002 Best of IMAO 2006 Bite-Sized Wisdom Editorials Election 2008 Filthy Lies Frank Answers Frank Discussions Frank on Guns Frank Reads the Bible Frank the Artist Fred Thompson Facts Friday Cat-Blogging Fun Trivia Hellbender Hellbender Take Two Hillary Clinton Terrible Truths Humor I Hate Frank If I Were President ignis fatuous IMAO Condensed IMAO Exclusives IMAO for the Non-Deaf IMAO Reviews IMAO Think Tank In My World In My World - Fan Fiction John Edwards Fabulous Facts Know Thy Enemy lolterizt Michael Moore Mitt Romney Ads News Round-Up Newsish Fakery No, McCain't Our Military Permalink Contest Precision Guided Humor Assignments Ron Paul, Ron Paul, Ron Paul Ronin Profiles Ronin Thought of the Day SarahK's TV stuff Scary Evil Monkey Simpsons Trivia Songs & Poems State of the Frank Report Superego Totally True Tidbits WEsistance Is Facile Why Me Laugh? Yvonne's Ashes By Month
December 2008September 2008 August 2008 July 2008 June 2008 May 2008 April 2008 March 2008 February 2008 January 2008 December 2007 November 2007 October 2007 September 2007 August 2007 July 2007 June 2007 May 2007 April 2007 March 2007 February 2007 January 2007 December 2006 November 2006 October 2006 September 2006 August 2006 July 2006 June 2006 May 2006 April 2006 March 2006 February 2006 January 2006 December 2005 November 2005 October 2005 September 2005 August 2005 July 2005 June 2005 May 2005 April 2005 March 2005 February 2005 January 2005 December 2004 November 2004 October 2004 September 2004 August 2004 July 2004 June 2004 May 2004 April 2004 March 2004 February 2004 January 2004 December 2003 November 2003 October 2003 September 2003 August 2003 July 2003 June 2003 May 2003 April 2003 March 2003 February 2003 January 2003 December 2002 November 2002 October 2002 September 2002 August 2002 July 2002 March 1933
|
Stumble It!
