January 11, 2006
Say it Ain't So!
First the 'fake but accurate' Nat. Guard memos. Then inaccurate miner survival reporting. Now it's happening again. I'm sure you are as shocked and saddened as I was to find out the flaming mouse story has been found to be false.
Pretty soon it'll be that I can't believe anything I read in print.
I'm beginning to wonder if I can even believe anything that I write. Well, if I do a retraction on this later, we'll know what happened. I'm just glad we here at IMAO didn't report anything on this now shamefully debunked 'mouse burnt down the house' story.
At least our journalistic integrity is intact.
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Thank God the mice haven't harnassed the power of fire. Bad enough Ducks use the internet.
I, for one, am glad to find that the mouse did not suffer, and I hope that mice in general are not victimized by any future news stories directed at them by unscrupulous reporters.
What say, flags at half staff today?
Thats why I only read IMAO. Everything thing I read here is sure to be 100% true!
Good job making PJM, monkey. That means we're relevant.
BUT, Teddy Kennedy STILL has a dog named Splash, RIGHT?
PLEASE tell me he does!
Stumble It!
