- Bunch of people in suits and dresses.

- Some old guys are in dresses. Black dresses.

- Sheehan detained, sneaking in a sign, which is a NO-NO.

- President getting announced. Comes out. Shakes some hands. Kisses some women. Black women.

- President: looks nice, blue tie, not too chimpy.

[Speech]
- President says the king Creta of Scotland is dead.

- People that oppose me are traitorous morons.

- War isn't over. and Hamas better not mess up Israel.

- Iran, no nukes, We like you Iran, but don't piss us off.

- Enemy, radical islam, could still attack, we have a miliary.

- Before 9/11 we weren't listening, now we are listening, are YOU listening?

[ Billary smirks]

-Let's lead this world to freedom. Other worlds, for get 'em.

[Is Billary chewing gum? YES! i wonder what flavor. Must be bitter, Could be her cud]

-American economy Rulz and totally R0X0R5. Immigrants are good!

- Congress, act responsibly, make tax cuts permanent.

- Pass line item veto!

- Baby boomers are booming, Dad likes Bil.

- Democrats cheering, 'We didn't save social security! Yay!"

- World should buy American, American workers are good.

- Border needs control and improvement and some other stuff. But amnesty bad, guest workers good.

- Health insurance is good and folks should have it, maybe govt can help? [what?]

- USA Addicted to oil, advanced energy research.

- Plan for power from clean coal, wind, solar, Nu-ku-lar

[laptop froze up]

- USA needs to stay competitive. more math, more science. Not for me, them.

- Kids need to be smart, suceed so America succeeds. Support this initiative which is hard for me to pronounce.

- Crime low, welfare cases low, drug use down. Sin has really slacked off.

- Everybody here, dems and repubs should be proud, Applaud me!, Not you Jeffords!

- We have new Justices! Yay! Roberts and Alito.

- Justice O'Connor retires. Thanks, babe.

- No clones, no hybrids (except cars) don't sell humans, embryos, life valuable. Too valuable to sell. [Like sex!]

- First lady, wearing pink dress, is doing...something for America.

- NO is in bad shape, [Gov Blanco grimacing], we should rebuild and make better and good for people who think life sucks.

- Ryan White, HIV/AIDS is bad, we should do something, drugs maybe?

- Are we going halfway? No that's weak let go finish well and lead, an do good stuff, forward and confident.

-May God bless America
[/speech]

-Pres drinks, water? vodka? hard to say, looks like shot glass, high fives Supreme Court.

- Shakes more hands, condi

Summary:
We got some problems, here are some plans.
I didn't get everything I wanted, meet me half way.
Iran, we are gonna mess you up if you [bleep] with nukes.
Iranians, we got your back, wink wink, nudge.

- still shaking hands, taking pictures,

- is Billary holding a cardboard cutout of Abramoff for the camera to get shot with Prez? Nah.

- Update Sheehan arested for bringing an antiwar tshirt.. Who wears a tshirt to SotU? California's next senator that's who.

- Update/Cry for attention:Michelle Malkin links to a lot of live blogging, not mine, but a lot.

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