January 31, 2006
State of the Union
By my count, Ted Kennedy has stood up and sat down eight times.
That's the most exercise he's gotten in years.
and Cindy Sheehan has STILL been arrested, WOOT! HA! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
And Still First too!!
If he'd go to Mass more often he'd get even more exercise.
The last time he got that much exercise he was swimming (out of his car.)
His body mass index is probably enough to keep the car afloat now.
With Ted Being that FAT, and doing so much exercise. Well that just cant be good on the Fat Bastards Ticker.
That's why he sticks to Jack, no cork to remove.
Stumble It!
