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January 31, 2006
Live Blogging Democratic Response to SotU
Posted by spacemonkey at 10:18 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (14)

Virginia Gov Tim Caine (No Apprarant relation to Kwai Chang)

-Was a missionary, King still dead.

-Speaks like Kirk...with...awkard ...pauses

-Bush spends where bad, cuts spending where good.

-[is his left eyebrow fake? It's coming loose, about to fly off his forehead. Is he a Human/animal hybrid?]

- We want to outsource your drugmaking. Send pharmaceutical jobs over the border/overseas.

- Some other stuff, a better way...blah blah

[Why'd they get a Governor? Why not Dean? heh]

-Together... we can...do........ better

[...very..awk...ward...pau...ses]

[Why did the response follow the speech? I question the timing!]

Rating: 0.5/5 (2 votes cast)

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14 Responses To "Live Blogging Democratic Response to SotU"

Yeah, what was up with his eyebrow? That was freaky.

#1 - Posted by: kyle on January 31, 2006 10:46 PM

Tim Kaine was an embarrasment to us Virginians.
The people in the Gulf coast still waiting for the gov't to come and put them back to gether?? Wow... whatever happened to self-reliance and personal responsibility

#2 - Posted by: Thor Larson on January 31, 2006 11:01 PM

Wow. The Republicans having such crappy opponents has got to be bad for America.

#3 - Posted by: George guy on January 31, 2006 11:19 PM

Tim Kaine is the secret weapon for the dems for one reason: The people's elbow. He was holding it back because he's just been elected, but as his eyebrow too easily telegraphed, the elbow is coming...

#4 - Posted by: indolene on January 31, 2006 11:31 PM

Kirk like pauses... and a Spock like eyebrow...

#5 - Posted by: Clark on January 31, 2006 11:31 PM

No joke, that guy scared my puppy. I was playing with her and I stopped to see his speech, Lillie (my pup) looked in the same direction as I did just as the gov. lifted that eyebrow (and subsequently froze it there for 51 seconds) and she squealed in terror and jetted out of the room. Then just when she thought it was safe to come back in the room, she turns the corner looks at the TV and Nancy Pelosi was on, Lillie was horrified, I think she had a mild heart attack.


Dont worry, Lillie (yellow lab) is ok, but good Lord --- those 2 are some freaky looking folks.

#6 - Posted by: thehumanlynx on January 31, 2006 11:37 PM

You forgot the part where Alito walked in naked with a sign that said "I'll be here longer than most of you Democrats will be alive."

#7 - Posted by: BR DevilDog on February 1, 2006 12:25 AM

Hey, they're getting better. Last year the response was from Pelosi, who had two freakish eyebrows. Kaine only has one... slowly but surely the dems are learning the public is scared by freakish eyebrows.

#8 - Posted by: RightWingConspirator on February 1, 2006 01:11 AM

Good evening, I'm Tim Kaine ... blah, blah, blah
I AM THE BROW! FEAR AND OBEY ME!
blah, blah, blah, there's a better way, blah, blah , blah
THE BROW KNOWS THE BETTER WAY. SUBMIT TO ITS MASTERY.
blah, blah, blah, raise taxes, blah, blah blah
THE BROW MUST BE SERVED
blah, blah, blah, better way, blah, blah, blah
AND ONLY THE BROW KNOWS THE BETTER WAY
blah, blah, blah, bi-partisanship, blah blah, blah
IT'S THE BROW WAY OR THE HIGHWAY, YOU GOP-ERS!
blah, blah, blah, thank you and good night.

#9 - Posted by: SicSemperTyrannus on February 1, 2006 08:12 AM

I only heard one part of the response. He said that we are too dependent on the middle east for oil. Then I got lost because it seems that (according to him) the solution is for oil companies to give refunds when they make a lot of money. Can anyone help me with that logic?

#10 - Posted by: Cotillion on February 1, 2006 09:29 AM

I call for an IMW Politician Death Match: The Brow vs. The Stache! Which facial hair growth will be the most powerful?

#11 - Posted by: Wacky Hermit on February 1, 2006 12:14 PM

Meh... the Dems just lost another state completely... YAY for being from the only red state I know who still gives hand outs to Moonbats

#12 - Posted by: Trendy on February 1, 2006 04:47 PM

Funniest post and comments duo in a long time.Less funny is Caine is Gov. less than a month and proposes 4 billion in tax hikes (after a billion $ surplus last year).Ha, HIGHbrow elitist Dems picked one of their own to give response.

#13 - Posted by: DohXs on February 1, 2006 05:05 PM

I don't know why the guy's facial hair seems so weird to you all for a Democrat spokesman.
The guy who gave the Democrat pre-rebuttal to the SOTU speech on Al-Jazeera last week has facial hair too.

The Difference-
Osama sounds more willing to compromise
than Tim Caine
and unlike the rest
of the Demorons-
He has a plan.

#14 - Posted by: Terry_Jim on February 1, 2006 09:50 PM
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