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February 09, 2006
Britney Spears' Top Ten Excuses
Britney Spears was recently photographed driving down Pacific Coast Highway with her baby on her lap. I don't see how she could do that. What's worse is her lame excuse that she was "escaping from the paparazzi' to protect her child. Personally, I don't know if she's done anything to deserve having her life endangered. I don't know. Maybe she drew some silly cartoon, maybe she recorded another album. What I DO know is that this is one LAME excuse. So here are the Top Ten Excuses Britney Should Have Used For Driving With Her Baby In Her Lap... 10. (Looking down at belling and acting completely surprised) What? I'm not pregnant anymore? And it's a boy!! yay. 9. I had somebody on my lap who doesn't do anything and is completely dependent on me? Are you sure it wasn't K-Fed? 8. Hey, buddy. somebody had to hold my beer can. 7. We have an agreement. I work the gas pedal and baby does the steering. 6. (Whining like a child) But baby likes to stick his head out the window. 5. K-Fed said I should lash the baby to the roofrack - but that would be irresponsible. 4. This is so much easier than those Baby On Board signs. 3. Who are you gonna believe - a picture, or my publicist? 2. That's not just a baby - it's an emergency airbag! And the number one excuse Britney Could Have Used For Driving With Her Baby In Her Lap... 1.. I'm sorry, I got carried away singing the lyrics to PopoZao! 5 Responses To "Britney Spears' Top Ten Excuses"
britney has a kid? #1 - Posted by: James on February 9, 2006 11:17 AMJames, unfortunately yes. And I hear she's preggers again. God help us all. #2 - Posted by: SilverBubble on February 9, 2006 12:35 PMThe only benefit I can thin of is if they got Rear-ended. The baby would be cushioned by the silicone airbags mommy carries everywhere! Wow! If that's not a spot the double -entendre contest, I don't know what is. #3 - Posted by: DesertElephant on February 9, 2006 12:51 PMYou can take the girl out of the Trailer Park, but you can't take the Trailer Park out of the girl...you wait and see, 10-20 years she's going to be on an episode of COPS... #4 - Posted by: sarasmom on February 9, 2006 01:06 PMWell, it could have been worse: she could have been singing with the child in the car. If that isn't abuse I dont know what is. #5 - Posted by: BigOrangeAxe on February 9, 2006 02:12 PMPost a comment
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