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February 10, 2006
New Idea!
Posted by Frank J. at 09:48 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (29)

Hey, why don't we all start a religion where Billy from Family Circus is our main prophet, and then we'll totally riot and burn things when he's portrayed in a comic. Who's in?

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29 Responses To "New Idea!"

I am with you! Hooray!

#1 - Posted by: The Half-Elven Commie Slayer on February 10, 2006 10:06 AM

I'd rather go for Calvin & Hobbes.

But that would tick the Calvinists off.

#2 - Posted by: Chublogga on February 10, 2006 10:12 AM

How about Opus from 'Bloom County'. Then we can claim the new Opus comic strip is sacrilege

#3 - Posted by: Ryan Frank on February 10, 2006 10:27 AM

I'd say, we'd get rather exhausted from rioting every Sunday and Wednesday, but it might just be a great plan.

#4 - Posted by: DesertElephant on February 10, 2006 10:27 AM

"How about Opus from 'Bloom County'. Then we can claim the new Opus comic strip is sacrilege"

Mr. Fleming's Opus.

Sorry, resisting isn't my strong suit. Good thing the Conservatives got to me first!

#5 - Posted by: DesertElephant on February 10, 2006 10:35 AM

If we make Billy our Lord & Savior, does that make "Not Me" the Anti-Christ figure?

#6 - Posted by: NMUSpidey on February 10, 2006 10:40 AM

I'm in. I should probably hold out for Dilbert, being in Silicon Valley and all, but, hey, I don't get much chance to riot and burn things any more.

Google's campus is mine!

#7 - Posted by: Silicon Valley Jim on February 10, 2006 10:41 AM

"Not Me"

#8 - Posted by: Chris on February 10, 2006 11:46 AM

The trick is to use a comic you can't stand in the hopes it will be removed from print for safety issues.

#9 - Posted by: LibertyBob on February 10, 2006 11:59 AM

So does that force Dolly to be a Virgin?

#10 - Posted by: Sticky B on February 10, 2006 12:01 PM

How about Andy Capp? He's always getting tossed out of a bar. Oh, no, wait. That's Teddy K.

#11 - Posted by: BigOrangeAxe on February 10, 2006 12:55 PM

I'm in! Can we loot too? I really need a new plasma TV.

#12 - Posted by: hwy93 on February 10, 2006 01:16 PM

"I'm in! Can we loot too? I really need a new plasma TV."

We're trying to build a religion here, not rebuild New Orleans.

#13 - Posted by: DesertElephant on February 10, 2006 02:39 PM

Great idea. And we can claim that the whole time it was merely our demands for freedom of speech.

#14 - Posted by: Infinity8Ball on February 10, 2006 02:52 PM

The path of Billy is mysterious, but thou shalt be safe as long as you follow the dotted lines.

#15 - Posted by: El Santo on February 10, 2006 03:28 PM

Apostasy! Thou hast spelled out the name of the Chosen One! It is commanded that thou shalt not! Repent and forever use the spelling B*lly!

#16 - Posted by: K T Cat on February 10, 2006 03:58 PM

B*lly (pbuh)

#17 - Posted by: spacemonkey on February 10, 2006 04:08 PM

B*lly was forerunner to J*ffy who in turn cleared the path for P.*.

#18 - Posted by: spacemonkey on February 10, 2006 04:10 PM

You guys are a riot...

#19 - Posted by: SkyeChild on February 10, 2006 05:02 PM

I still say there is no better idea than getting Speilberg the JOOOOOO to make an animated movie of the life of Mohamed starring the voice of Kevin Bacon.

You just can't beat that.

#20 - Posted by: Gullyborg on February 10, 2006 06:14 PM

If it is now B*lly, does that make the anti-Christ figure N*t M*?

Just asking.

Again.

#21 - Posted by: NMUSpidey on February 10, 2006 06:41 PM

Screw allyouguys, 'tis G*rfield will lead us home....

#22 - Posted by: sarasmom on February 10, 2006 08:08 PM

Jihad time:

http://freewebhosting.hostdepartment.com/y/yoursexypenguin/archive/9.html

#23 - Posted by: Harvey on February 10, 2006 08:12 PM

Hail B*lly!!!

#24 - Posted by: The Great Rindo on February 10, 2006 08:19 PM

Sounds good. I was getting pretty tired about my "love your neighbor as yourself" religion. Too hard to do. Besides, Billy's head looks like a watermelon, and that makes me smile.

#25 - Posted by: Josiah on February 10, 2006 08:32 PM

No thanks,
I'm still waiting for RWD and his church of Areyouhighintology.

#26 - Posted by: AndyB on February 10, 2006 10:47 PM

I'm in

#27 - Posted by: Davud on February 13, 2006 09:00 AM

Harvey! Dood! That's the Dysfunctional Family Circus!

Greg got in a sh**storm of trouble from Bill Keane for that. Though Web Infidels keep it alive.

We must strike a blow against the infidel to avenge the great B*lly!

#28 - Posted by: DesertElephant on February 14, 2006 12:48 PM

Does Dolly have dress up like a beekeeper now? Do they make burqas that small?

#29 - Posted by: AlanABQ on February 15, 2006 04:27 PM
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