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February 12, 2006
Cheney needs better aim
Posted by Laurence Simon at 04:07 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (12)

Don't think of it as Dick Cheney shooting a friend in a hunting accident.

Harry Whittington, 78, was "alert and doing fine" after Cheney sprayed Whittington with shotgun pellets on Saturday at the Armstrong Ranch in south Texas, said property owner Katharine Armstrong.

Armstrong said Cheney turned to shoot a bird and accidentally hit Whittington. She said Whittington was taken to Corpus Christi Memorial Hospital by ambulance.

Cheney's spokeswoman, Lea Anne McBride, said the vice president was with Whittington, a lawyer from Austin, Texas, and his wife at the hospital on Sunday afternoon.

Think of it instead as Dick Cheney only winging a laywer.

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12 Responses To "Cheney needs better aim"

He wasn't a trial lawyer was he? Or a lawyer working for DeLay's prosecutor was he? Hmmm.

#1 - Posted by: Pandorf on February 12, 2006 04:26 PM

Finally, something real for the Daily Kos pinheads.

#2 - Posted by: peacemoonbeam on February 12, 2006 04:33 PM

Apparently the guy had taken on the government in an eminent domain case and won. There's no end that government won't go to to protect it's power to seize your home and give it to somebody more connect-, I mean, uh, deserving.

#3 - Posted by: Sandy on February 12, 2006 04:54 PM

unless the shotgun bbs were made of silver, there was no way cheney was going to take down that lawyer

#4 - Posted by: cadet on February 12, 2006 05:25 PM

Are you kidding?
This is vindication of the "Nuke the Moon" theory.
He shot is friend!
http://www.threesources.com/archives/002388.html

#5 - Posted by: AlexC on February 12, 2006 05:32 PM

Sara says this better be incorporated into the next IMW or she's gonna be mad...ya hear Frank?!?!?! And the pellet would have to be made of wood to kill a lawyer, the bloodsuckers that they are.

#6 - Posted by: sarasmom on February 12, 2006 07:38 PM

Didn't you just know it wouldn't take but an hour or so for this piece of filth to find an excuse to hog some airtime.

Sara Brady press release

#7 - Posted by: John Morris on February 12, 2006 07:43 PM

John Edwards was lucky not to be present when Kerry went on his duck hunting trip during the campaign.

#8 - Posted by: Brutha on February 12, 2006 07:45 PM

This didn't take long:

James and Sarah Brady Comment on the Vice President's Hunting Mishap

2/12/2006 5:40:00 PM

To: National Desk

Contact: Peter Hamm of the Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence, 202-289-5792

WASHINGTON, Feb. 12 /U.S. Newswire/ -- James and Sarah Brady made comments today related to Vice President Cheney's reportedly accidental shooting yesterday in Texas.

"Now I understand why Dick Cheney keeps asking me to go hunting with him," said Jim Brady. "I had a friend once who accidentally shot pellets into his dog - and I thought he was an idiot."

"I've thought Cheney was scary for a long time," Sarah Brady said. "Now I know I was right to be nervous."

http://www.usnewswire.com/

#9 - Posted by: Pandorf on February 12, 2006 08:15 PM

guns don't kill people, Vice Presidents do

#10 - Posted by: noneed foraname on February 12, 2006 11:44 PM

LMAO the victim was a lawyer. LMAo imagine that the poor lawyer cant sue? it was an accident rofl!!

#11 - Posted by: wally on February 13, 2006 06:18 AM

"John Edwards was lucky not to be present when Kerry went on his duck hunting trip during the campaign."

Are you kidding? Kerry would have shot HIMSELF in the foot. Then demanded a Purple Heart for it. Of course, he would "throw it away" and then magically bring it out years later to remind us that he was in 'Nam

#12 - Posted by: DesertElephant on February 13, 2006 10:24 AM
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