The old dude who got shot is going to be fine, so don't even start with me . . .

cindy sheehan isn't in the poll.

Really only two candidates to pick from. Ted Kennedy and Al Sharpton are the only ones directly responsible for a death themselves. (Ok, Hillary was probably up to her neck in some of Bill's killin, but we don't know that for sure.) Ted is just a bad joke these days so I went for the new evil and nominated Al for target practice.

You really need to name someone who is actually a danger to the Republicans. All these people help conservatives more by talkin' than by dyin'.

In regards to the RINO's. What, no "All of the above" choice?

I picked Arlen Specter since he's from PA and thus my responsibility (sorta).

Where's the crybaby?
You know, voinavich, but I didn't know how to spell it, so I identified him by the way that everyone knows him?
I wouldn't mind if he took a drive with Teddy...

Personally, I think this is the first step in a modified "nuke the moon"-strategy. A guy who shoots his friends in the face should make his enemies very, very nervous.

I see that Ted Kennedy and Hilary Clinton are neck-and-neck in the polls (not to be confused with necking, which is a mental trip I wouldn't want to go on).

Though I did vote for Ted Kennedy I believe that would be too easy, he's so fat and slow, his lumbering run would't give Cheney much sport. Hillary however is used to moving serpentine, she might present more of a challenge thus a more fun target.

I want to do a write in for Al Gore!

I think The HildaBeast is the only choice, since she is the only one on the list who may be electable to a certain office, but if it's crime to think that, then I was only joking.

Would you really want Ted getting hit? Between the rapidly escaping hot air and the alcohol soaked flesh, he might take out the entire county.

Although that could solve our energy needs for several decades...

Voting for McCain and Teddy cruisin' gives me a chance to atone for Arizona's Sins. We're really, Really, REALLY sorry about that.

So hard to choose just one...

Howard Dean for sure. Can you imagine that scream....

I think Thunder Pig just came up with the solution to all our problems. Just strap a timer and a detonator to ol' Red Ted and give hime a one-way ticket to Iran. As soon as he went off, he'd wipe out the entire Middle East (the most devistating fuel-air bomb in history)!

i'm kind of surprised by how well Jimmy Carter is doing, and how badly John Kerry is -- I guess the Right is just "over" you John

Kerry can't even lead a filibuster, let alone a country. He's no longer percieved as a threat to anyone.

I think all of them. True, it would be a little expensive, but think of all the welfare programs we could cut with those loony bins out of the way! It's a sacrifice, I, as an American taxpayer, would be willing to make.

I can't stop laughing long enough to pick just one! Couldn't we do a car full? Please!

Ann Coulter should get the ride with Teddy.

I'm sure it's a generational thing. The older ones here will vote for Teddy and the younger ones for Hillary!. But those of us who are *ahem* in our mid 30s bear a special place in our hearts for Malaise Boy, Scourge Of All Rabbitkind, the lovable and besweatered ol' James Earl.

Just imagine if Dhimmy had got himself re-elected :^D Pleasant dreams, all!

Sorry I must've missed the story. I was so engrossed in the whole Britney Spears baby/car seat story. That and my Netflix envelope with Wallace and Gromett just came in. So what'd I miss?

How can I donate a few tickets to see more than one of them in orange?

That first one was a hard choice. I'm willing to front the money for a second trip!

I'm with Frank J... Al Gore is my pick now

I seem to recall Ann Richards bragging on her South Texas quail hunting trips. Who knows, she might have been only a field away! Serve her right for all that "silver foot in his mouth" crap.

You missed Diane Frankenstien, I mean Feinstein from you list!

Why isn't Al(quidea) Gore in the poll?