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February 13, 2006
24 Day 5 - 2 p.m.
Posted by sarahk at 10:34 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (6)

so Jack & Curtis have gotten a break and know where to meet the super bad terrorist guy.

they've moved Walt's body. what?? Walt was married?? what woman would marry him?? yep, let Walt go out with some dignity, him being a rotten traitor and all. that suicide sure is dignified.

Evelyn still hasn't told the first lady that she was the one who told Walt where to find the info on the first lady's body. btw, boss lady, i kinda thought you were crazy, so i gave him all the info he needed to attack you. my bad. i think Evelyn's gonna be trouble. she doesn't believe Walt could do that and she thinks the first lady is a bit wacko. so she's gonna get all nutso and stupid and ruin stuff.

yay. we get to see Audrey look worried while Jack's doing an undercover op, trying to convince them he's one of them and scared of them.

i'm so shocked! they punched Jack and "made" him go with them!

look at Audrey acting like her love for Jack should be a determining factor of when the tac teams move in. how whiny of her.

i loved the look on Logan's face when Martha told him she's going to tell Walt's wife the truth because it's the right thing to do. betcha the President either offs her, locks her up, or commits her.

btw, i'm very disappointed in Mike Novick. truth is good. lying is bad. didn't he ever go to Sunday school? the guy's Italian, so probably Catholic. don't they teach lying is bad? (yes, i'm such a horrible person to stereotype Italians.)
i'm starting to think Lynn is a mole. i'd rather let one canister be set off than 20? bad Rudy! do the Truffle Shuffle!
"may i see your paperwork?" "yes. funny, it's more like metal than paper, but it will kill you all the same." "but wait! i have this rock! doesn't that beat metal?" "yes, but this is a gun, not scissors, and you're wearing a red shirt." / voices in my head.

the President deserves a divorce. i get angry just looking at him. i want to divorce him myself.

remember last week when i said that Kim and all of Jack's ladyloves and such will be at the mall? watch, i'm gonna be right.

do the terrorists know you're not allowed to knock out Jack Bauer? it's like a federal crime punishable by time in a prison no one knows about. plus, he'll kill you for it. i think the CTU peeps should start yelling in Jack's earpiece to wake him up.

i hope i don't start liking Audrey. i'm starting to not like Bill, and i know i don't like Lynn. i liked him until he screwed up an op to go meet his druggie sister, but now i'm done with him.

ok, so i was wrong about Jack's hordes of women being there. but i don't think i'm wrong about Lynn being a mole.
Walt's wife is a terrorist, i bet. she's too big an actress (big like recognizable, not big like large) and when the President comes in to stop Martha from telling the wife, she's gonna kill him. she could easily pass for Russian. in fact, in this one ALIAS episode last season (Welcome to Liberty Village), she played a Russian, and i believed it. so i'm thinking she came over from the motherland and recruited Walt.
which is open for next episode...

speaking of next week... that guy who talked to Walt in the first few episodes (pacing with the earpiece) is gonna help CTU apparently. and the President is sanctioning someone's murder.

and next week, there'd better be more Chloe! i get sad when she just runs tech and doesn't insult people and tell them to shut up.

eh, nothing really quoteworthy... this episode was a'ight. had some action, but no big twists, nothing too unpredictable. which means next week will probably be stellar.

Frank wants me to tell y'all that he thought this ep was kinda blah.

Rating: 2.5/5 (3 votes cast)

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6 Responses To "24 Day 5 - 2 p.m."

Ok, this "no caps to act cute" thing has gone on long enough. You are married now, for goodness sakes! I continue to think you write about as well as Frank, and you completely steal the show on the podcasts. You are the main reason I listen to them even! But this 'no caps' thing makes it look like you either are, or want to be, 15 years old. That's comforting to people who like their women young, but very disconcerting to us who like our women smart.

I beg you to start writing in the accepted style of capitalizing the first letter in a new sentence as well as the perpendicular pronoun. To not do so belittles your intelligence, and portrays you as a kid with 'angst'. I know you are a very intelligent person, but this 'no caps' thing makes that less than obvious.

#1 - Posted by: Kevin on February 14, 2006 07:42 AM

I can handle the no caps writing because it is readable. People who type exclusively in 1337 sp34k or IM shorthand however are the scurge of humanity.

This is the first season I've committed to watching 24 and thus far I am impressed. I do agree with Frank's assessment that this episode was a bit on the blah side. There wasn't much in the way of plot revelation or advancement.

#2 - Posted by: Chris on February 14, 2006 09:04 AM

Evelyn is sooo going to think the first lady killed Walt and leak that to the press. hehe...

as for "i'm so shocked! they punched Jack and "made" him go with them!" remember, he wanted to go with them. remember, too, that the romans only killed Jesus because He allowed it...
(not to compare Jack to Jesus. no. Jack comprared to Norris, yes... Jesus... well... no, not really...)

Also, Lynne's not a mole. He's just a idiot twerp... "Bill's not in charge... I am..." Oh... Did I mention whinny?

#3 - Posted by: shane on February 14, 2006 12:10 PM

hey kevin, lay off sarahk and her lack of cap use... she's pretty and blonde... she don't need no stinkin' caps. ;)

Yummy... I love 24. But I can't wait for them to get rid of President Weasel... he's gotta go.

#4 - Posted by: Janna on February 14, 2006 12:32 PM

Who is that actress? She looked so familiar but I couldn't place her. thanks.

#5 - Posted by: Sarah on February 14, 2006 04:08 PM

Premises:

SarahK is smart.

SarahK writes like a 15 year old.

Conclusion:

Stop hating on 15 year olds, they can be smart like SarahK.

#6 - Posted by: Elliot Temple on February 18, 2006 06:00 AM
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