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February 14, 2006
Happy Valentine's Day
Posted by Frank J. at 11:25 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (25)

I had a little contest to help sell t-shirts, and now I have a kindered spirit to spend my life with. I thank God everyday for her and hope all of you can find such happiness.

I love you, SarahK. Happy Valentine's Day.

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25 Responses To "Happy Valentine's Day"

That was a very beautiful thing to say Frank. I wish you many happy years together. I think the marriage vows last into the after life, so you're stuck with SaraKJ for eternity.

I, too, have found my soulmate and thank God everyday for her. I am having flowers delivered to work, then we are having dinner and a bottle of wine for our evening.

Hope the rest of you have a great V-Day with the ones you love!

#1 - Posted by: DesertElephant on February 14, 2006 11:44 AM

Congratulations Frank J and Sarah K on your marriage. I too thank God for my soon to be wife as well.

#2 - Posted by: slapout on February 14, 2006 12:10 PM

Awww, how sweet.

#3 - Posted by: SilverBubble on February 14, 2006 12:21 PM

AWWWWWWWWW!!! Very sweet, yer a nice guy, Frank. Tell SarahK she sings nice too.

#4 - Posted by: sarasmom on February 14, 2006 12:31 PM

Congrats newlyweds... enjoy your first Valentine's Day as husband and wife! :)

#5 - Posted by: Janna on February 14, 2006 12:38 PM

I just got back from "myrightwingconspiracy" and I was thinking to myself. . . . .

anyone else ever get the urge to just "forget" valentines day in the hope that you could piss off your partner so much that you get the real goodies that come with the angry make-ups?

#6 - Posted by: wickedpinto on February 14, 2006 12:53 PM

I'm so glad I lost the contest!!! (Although I sure hope I beat this gal!:
http://www.imao.us/img/babes/shell_babe.jpg)

Happy Valentines Day Frank J. and SarahK!!!!

#7 - Posted by: jonag on February 14, 2006 01:45 PM

noooooooo!!!!! not right after lunch -- that's $7.00 worth of taco salad I'll never get back . . .

#8 - Posted by: cadet happy on February 14, 2006 01:54 PM

I don't have access to view the linked pic. I feel like I'm missing a great gross-out!

#9 - Posted by: DesertElephant on February 14, 2006 02:18 PM

I assume the wonderful word "kindered" describes an effect which took place before you two met. I have the impression that FrankJ tends to crueler.

#10 - Posted by: triticale on February 14, 2006 02:45 PM

*sniffles* Awwww....... Just when I was starting to lose hope for some example of sensitive men who like monogamy and believe in love.... Thanks guys I needed to see that you love your girls and I'm sure you they love you too :-)

#11 - Posted by: Serenity on February 14, 2006 03:05 PM

Marriage sucks. Good luck on your inevitable divorce.

#12 - Posted by: on February 14, 2006 03:09 PM

So Frank, I think it's time to make the T-Shirt gal an annual event. Maybe us single bloggers can get lucky as well :)

#13 - Posted by: Chublogga on February 14, 2006 03:17 PM

That's very cool. My hunny & I use today as the the marker for our relationship. 7 years & 2 beautiful kids later, we're still together, and we're not even married (yet), so fuggeddabout whomever wrote the comment "good luck on your inevitable divorce"; love happens.

#14 - Posted by: AlanABQ on February 14, 2006 03:43 PM

AlanABQ, What are you waiting for? A proposal from HER?? C'mon, you might be missing out on some good legal and tax benefits!! Las Vegas is calling!

#15 - Posted by: jonag on February 14, 2006 04:25 PM

i was crying after i read this - it was so sweet. then i read the comments and laughed out loud. imao runs the gamut of emotions.

#16 - Posted by: heidi on February 14, 2006 04:54 PM

awww to sweet!

#17 - Posted by: Laura on February 14, 2006 05:10 PM

May God give you many more Happy Valentines Days together, Frankie dear. I have to say, having met you both in person, you guys are just the kewlest and sweetest kids on the planet and I'm glad I got to be a teeny little part of it all. :)

#18 - Posted by: GradualDazzle on February 14, 2006 05:24 PM

awwwww! i can't believe i just now saw this!

i love you so much, and i'm the luckiest girl on the planet.

thanks for making me cry, you goofy goof monkey face.

#19 - Posted by: sarahk on February 14, 2006 05:28 PM

Oh wait, you were serious?

Well, I'll stop laughing at the "joke" and tell you you're so sweet just like all the other posters.

So sweet, in fact, I am getting cavities.

#20 - Posted by: NMUSpidey on February 14, 2006 05:28 PM

//you goofy goof monkey face.//


OMG!! LOLOLOLOL ROFLMAO!!!! HEEHEEHEE

Frank yer a monkey face!!! Hahahahahah!!!

#21 - Posted by: sarasmom on February 14, 2006 11:04 PM

Congrats you two! Hopefully my Kenyan angel will be here this September. Please pray the Visa gets approved soon. Thanks. :)

#22 - Posted by: Joshua "Long time no see ya" on February 14, 2006 11:30 PM

Hey Joshua! Where ya been stranger?!

#23 - Posted by: jonag on February 15, 2006 12:14 AM

sellout

#24 - Posted by: Patriot Xeno on February 15, 2006 06:44 AM

Aww, that's wonderful!
I, too, hope to find a handsome, political satirist who will use my weakness of humour and laugh me to death; or old age - which ever comes first. :)

Anyway,...Congrats~!!

#25 - Posted by: Alicia on February 19, 2006 08:18 AM
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