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February 14, 2006
American Idol group week
Posted by sarahk at 10:26 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (5)

i hate group week. you always have 3 people working together, and one of them decides he either doesn't want to deal with the others, or he's too good to be in the group with the others, or he's just really so much better than the others.

what. a beating.

oh yeah. so the Brittenums are split up. which means that both of them will pontificate over how the others are just not cutting it. i hope neither one of them makes it. they really should never speak. ever.

Brenna. sweetheart, i can't blame you, because before i went to college, i actually thought that coal metamorphosed into diamonds too, but now i know that they're only formed igneously. but anyway... your stupid analogy of diamonds to coal? not scientifically accurate.

and yes, i'm a nerd. but that doesn't make you less informed.

oh how cute! the twins are getting snippy with each other! i wonder if that's what convinces them that grand theft is the way to make it big.

i think the best thing for any competitor is to be in Paris Bennet's group. because that girl has it. she. is. the. bomb. really, though, Paris is the star. i pick her to win.

then one of the the twins. his group. Elliot Yamin, i think he should stay. Jose Penala didn't bother to learn the lyrics, so i'm fine with kicking him out. Terrell Brittenum is just too annoying. dude, the cameras have been on you, so the judges know what's going on. i actually agree with Randy for once. Elliot is the only one i think should go forward. what the heck? Elliot should have been the only one to go forward, and Anthony something or other is the only one to go. bad bad bad judges.

i cannot WAIT for Terrell Brittenum to go home. what an arrogant pinkytoe.

oh how i love the standards. i want the whole standards group to move forward. you can't kick any of these guys out if you keep a Brittenum. yayyyyyyy!!!!!

Derrell Brittenum's group. i soooooo hate that i'm calling it that, but that's all they're showing. oh, good. we get a moment... is he really talking about his disappointment after making it through? i think that's funny that he made that whole speech because he thought his brother got cut, and then it turns out that he said he was leaving when his brother actually didn't get cut.

oh please make the torture stop, and send them both home. i can't take the circus anymore.

that girl group sounded good.

oh, please, people. LEARN THE LYRICS!! YOU HAVE A WHOLE NIGHT TO DO ONE THING!! LEARN THE STINKING LYRICS!!

y'all are the biggest idiots. BIGGEST IDIOTS. THIS IS YOUR SHOT!!!

the Tyra girl. she's done killed my last nerve. she's really really lucky that her 1st group let her back in.
ok, sounds like she was smart to leave her 2nd group. and the Ashley Simpson lookalike is going home. is it Ashley or Ashlee?

oh good! Derrell and Terrell are back to beg for forgiveness?? it's so funny, but it's almost sad. yay!! Simon is fed up with their hissy attitude!! me too!! send his brother home at the same time!! please please make them both go away!! you wanna win them over?? promise you and your brother will SHUT THE HECK UP!!

Tyra Schwartz's group. i like all of them, especially Tyra. i hate to say it, because she's a bit annoying, but i really like her voice. i'm glad they all went forward.

Marcy Smith has a good voice. so does Nick Whitten. the other girl... not so much, but they could all 3 go forward... and then they start talking. SEND NICK THROUGH! ok, fine, they all go through. whatever.
NEWSFLASH!! I LOVE SIMON COWELL!

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! Broke Note Mountain. ROFL!! i love this SHOW!! y'all don't make fun of my Garet! i need to bake him pies! and all of his teammates! MOLTEN CHOCOLATE CAKES FOR EVERYONE!!

oh sweet mother of Paul. the Brittenums are back to apologize. DON'T ACCEPT! DON'T ACCEPT! blast it. they're staying. DON'T YOU KNOW THAT NO ONE LIKES THEM...

I LOVE THE BLACK GUY GOING WITH THE FLOW AND SINGING IN THE COWBOY HAT! oh, Garet, you're killing me. LEARN THE WORDS! i'm really sad that none of Garet's group went on. and i'm so AWED by them that they didn't blame him for them not getting through! they want to bake him pies too! wow, i'm so impressed with the other two in Garet's group. really, i liked Garet, but i know he wouldn't have made the top 24. but the other guys stuck with him, and if they had been Brittenums, they would have trashed him and blamed him afterward. that makes me love them ALL. so the other two guys... CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING GOOD PEOPLE AND NOT BEING PINKYTOES. Y'ALL ROCK. you too, Garet. BRAVO. best group yet. my hat is off to all three of you. you know, i remember not liking that Tim McGraw feller. i've changed my mind.

please please please keep Taylor Hicks in. please...

Paris, Taylor, and that rock guy. those are the only ones i really really want to keep.

i really liked Tyra's voice, but she's going home. probably because she's not the most congenial...

YAY! ROCKER GUY MADE IT! that's really all i care about in that room.

insert expletive here, the twins are staying. but yay! so is Paris, and so is Taylor!

* sigh * that dumb Pickler girl is in. but so is that rocker fella. what IS his name.

Frank says (re: the Brittenum dumbpinkytoes) "well, better that both of them are in, or..."

Sarah says, "yeah, that.... well, we'll have to listen to them anyway."

GO HOME BRITTENUMS!! i wanna hear about your suntan.

ok, i'm done for the night. it's Valentine's Day, and i have something new, slinky and black. i'm gonna go sex up my husband.

Rating: 4.0/5 (2 votes cast)

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5 Responses To "American Idol group week"

The Drama Twins gotta GO!

#1 - Posted by: spacemonkey on February 15, 2006 12:02 AM

I see the words "American Idol" and my eyes glaze over.

#2 - Posted by: James on February 15, 2006 01:49 AM

God. Why do those #$(*&@#*&($&#*@($ Britnum twins get to move on? I hate them more than you do. They are THE WORST part of the show.

#3 - Posted by: NMUSpidey on February 15, 2006 04:56 PM

The Britnum twins won't be around much longer. Look at it this way...the farther they progress on the show, the more heartbreaking and painful it will be for them when they get sent packing!

#4 - Posted by: Kevin Johnson on February 15, 2006 05:14 PM

hey
omgosh i love garet i cant beleave hes not in the show anymore..
do you know of any way to contact him like fan mail.. like famous people have?!?! :D or an email of some kind..?
if so let me know
becca

#5 - Posted by: becca on February 15, 2006 05:49 PM
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