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February 20, 2006
The Last Dog Post Until the Next One
Rowdi was only liking the toys I've given her so-so, but then I bought a stuffed monkey toy. She immediately chomped down on it to crush its bones and then tossed it in her water bowl to drown it. Good dog! Rowdi is like the perfect dog (calm, sweet, obedient, already house-trained, hardly ever barks) with the only problem being that the cats are scared of her. My solution to that is to put both cats in a burlap sack and throw them in a bog. I honestly don't know where to buy a burlap sack, though, but I bet I could find the nearest bog using Google. SarahK vetoed that idea, though. Instead, we've penned off the kitchen and made that Rowdi's area. The cat's get the rest of the house since they were here first. Also, the kitchen gate is situated so that the cats will never see the dog unless they choose to go over and see her (which Sydney, being both dumb and brave, has done a couple times). Hopefully the cats will get over their fear in not too long, because I really want to let Rowdi have full run of the house. I don't know about you, but to me the main point of a dog is for her to lay at your feet chewing a toy while you watch TV. Anyway, wish SarahK luck. She has to take care of and walk big happy Rowdi until I get home from work today. 13 Responses To "The Last Dog Post Until the Next One"
The 'i' for 'y' at the end of the dog's name doesn't look girly, it looks stoopid. Change it back. It's not like she's going to mind. #1 - Posted by: aelfheld on February 20, 2006 09:07 AMHaven't you got a blender? Technical note: do NOT use your garbage disposal - the fur clogs the drain. #2 - Posted by: bobdog on February 20, 2006 09:08 AMJust get more fence material so you can pen off the area around your feet while watching tv. Duh. #3 - Posted by: LibertyBob on February 20, 2006 09:40 AMgo dog You could probably get a burlap sack from a Home Depot or Lowe's or maybe an apple orchard or some such. So far as a bog, aren't you near Louisiana? Isn't that just one BIG bog? Besides, after 2 or 3 days, it's not like anyone would NOTICE missing cats... #4 - Posted by: NMUSpidey on February 20, 2006 10:01 AMaelfheld is right, put the "y" back unless you want her to grow up to be a stripper and/or lesbian dog. Well Sarahk makes her yummy oyster stew and you can get a bushel of fresh oysters in a burlap sack at the seafood market. If you put bricks in with the cats then you just need a lake or the intercoastal! FYI: cats make good shark bait! #6 - Posted by: sherlock on February 20, 2006 11:02 AMSarah, pay no attention to this comment. ;-) There's some nice bogs to the west of ya'll. Of course, you could always travel a litle north. Most of MI is a bog. You could take Sarah to the Cracker Barrell at SR50 & 95. There's a nice bog behind it. Or you could send the cats to me. I like cats. They have an independent spirit reminescent of our forefathers, before the New Deal. Plus you don't have to walk them twice a day. #8 - Posted by: Andrew C on February 20, 2006 01:16 PMNMUSpidey, are you suggesting Florida ISN'T one big bog? Have you ever been there? FRANK, Take up Andrew on his offer!!! Quick! And, why would you acquiesce to the cat's claim of original ownership? Scr*w 'em! They're CATS! Andrew, Most of Michigan is bog? I though they just had a lot of lakes and stuff. Or did you mean MO has a lot of Bogs, or MS? #10 - Posted by: DesertElephant on February 20, 2006 02:28 PMFook the cats, give Rowdy run of the house. #12 - Posted by: SilverBubble on February 20, 2006 03:47 PM"...stuffed monkey toy. She immediately chomped down on it to crush its bones and then tossed it in her water bowl to drown it." Hey, my cat does this, too! He also plays fetch with his little catnip-filled silky-plush animals. I wonder if he was a dog in a past life? He sure must've been a good one to get reincarnated as a cat! #13 - Posted by: Nucular Nate on February 20, 2006 04:12 PMPost a comment
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