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February 22, 2006
But are there pedicures in Iraq?
Posted by sarahk at 07:09 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (33)

Jim Tarver, who missed the social studies class about communism, writes... (edited for language)

Why don't you pinkos go and fight the wars? Because you're pinkos. You f@g war whimps need to get over the thought that poor kids can fight your battles for you. So, pick your sorry pinkytoes up and go fight the wars if you want. Just leave the rest of us to live our lives in peace.

You're totally right, Jim. You've really turned me around here.

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33 Responses To "But are there pedicures in Iraq?"

Here's to all who seem to think they know Preznit nuculahr is committeded to making America a sayfur plays (hey, if you can become Preznit with grammatical skills like that, I sure as hell can do it).

Selling ports to the UAE. "Dubai World Ports is based in the United Arab Emirates, a country that recognized the Taliban as a legitimate government. was home to two of the 9/11 hijackers; and whose banks were used to funnel money to the terrorists who attacked the United States on September 11, 2001." A security risk? Naahhh. Someone who supports the Taliban can't be a security risk can they? No, that makes them "an ally in the War on Terror." I wonder, what kind of new-fangled dictionary the preznit uses.

#1 - Posted by: AhhBush on February 22, 2006 08:39 AM

He called you guys pinkoes? Heh. His little hatemail thing was just dripping in irony. He also called you fags. And if I remember correctly, anti-war people are also supposed to be for the rights of fags and love fags. So in a roundabout way, he must REALLY be thinking that he loves you guys as much as he loves himself and all of his faggy bretheren.

#2 - Posted by: NMUSpidey on February 22, 2006 08:48 AM

Is there anything he was responding to, or was this completely out of the blue? It's kind of funny that he doesn't know what "pinko" means but he uses it anyways.

#3 - Posted by: crazed dave on February 22, 2006 09:41 AM

Jim's intelligent and reasoned argument about whatever he was griping about has convinced me to head off over there and fight while, um, picking my pinkytoes, and, uh, you know, live up to my pinko image. His "f@g war whimps" comment hurt a bit though, because this pinko was all ready to fight with his pinkytoes back in '91, but the other pinkos won too quick.

Clear as mud? Hooah!

#4 - Posted by: PaleoMedic on February 22, 2006 10:06 AM

He Says:

Peace throught Superior Firepower.

She Says:

Peace through Hurling Superior Commercial Airliners Into Really Tall Buildings.

Hooah! Nyeahhaa! Moo!

#5 - Posted by: on February 22, 2006 10:14 AM

Just shouting out a little love (fraternal) to you SarahK and to your cats,your mutt,and also to Rowdi :).To you PaleoMedic and to so many who have served i have only gratitude that goes from my big and pinky toes to this salute.Rock on IAMO,U ROOL.

#6 - Posted by: DohXs on February 22, 2006 10:30 AM

We are prepared to offer Mr. Tarver the head writing position at the Peace Moonbeam Chronicles. Please forward his contact information to us.
Thank you, pinkos.

#7 - Posted by: peacemoonbeam on February 22, 2006 10:56 AM

Hooah! Nyeahhaa! Moo!
Wasn't that from a Howard Dean speech?

#8 - Posted by: spacemonkey on February 22, 2006 12:38 PM

She says:
Peace through Hurling Superior Commercial Airliners Into Really Tall Buildings.

I don't think Cindy Sheehan actually put it in those words, paraphrased maybe...
Do you have a link?

#9 - Posted by: spacemonkey on February 22, 2006 12:43 PM

No, its the mating call of a "graduate" of the human garbage arming academy. Use it with pride.

"Peace through Hurling Superior Commercial Airliners Into Really Tall Buildings."

Screw Cindy Sheehan. Anyway, its an equally valid and effective technique.

Hooah!

#10 - Posted by: on February 22, 2006 12:58 PM

Pfhahahahah! Sonds like a University hippie on Michael Moore brand acid. My favorite method of shutting these idiots up? Pulling my old BDU top out of the closet and showing them all the qualification patches.
"Shut your face, hippie!" -Clint Eastwood fro "Heartbreak Ridge".

#11 - Posted by: Wolfman Dan on February 22, 2006 01:34 PM

Hmm... I guess my toes are kinda pink... Still, I'm doing what Uncle Sam needs me to so Jim Tarver can live in peace... 'cause I'm sure that the fascists bent on world domination will leave Jim Tarver alone without people like me to stop them.

#12 - Posted by: Charlie Foxtrot on February 22, 2006 02:24 PM

Ha ha ha *satisfied sigh* Whooooo boy, you guys are heeelarious. Really, it doesn't get any better than bland white people, chatting about their dogs, posting faux hatemail that they probably wrote themselves, and spreading their humorless seed far and wide across this vast wasteland that is the internet.

Uhhhh, Michael Moore, Cindy Sheehan, Liberals are stupid. Go President Bush, you poster child for the mediocre! Down with liberals, booo! Up with republicans and prime time TV! There, I think I covered all your "best" jokes. Repent, repent! I hope one of your dogs claw your face in your sleep, like that French lady.

#13 - Posted by: Alexander De Large on February 22, 2006 02:36 PM

>There, I think I covered all your "best" jokes.

Actually, you forgot about three quarters of the liberal establishment.

#14 - Posted by: Francesco Poli on February 22, 2006 02:48 PM

Alexander, shouldn't you be out playing with the other children at recess instead of staying inside and typing drivel?

At least you've improved from the e-mail you sent. But remember, you'll be banned from DU and Kos if you don't use enough obscenities when you post.

#15 - Posted by: Master Shake on February 22, 2006 02:52 PM

Ouch, that alexander de large, he nails us every time, I guess we might as well shut the blog down.

Wait, a minute he's actually giving us traffic! Thanks Alexander, you're helpng us charge more for ads. Be sure and tell your liberal friends how witty you are and how lame we are, but be sure and give them the URL so they can see for themselves! Yay!

#16 - Posted by: spacemonkey on February 22, 2006 02:59 PM

You know what would have really showed me up? One of those horribly photoshopped pictures your so fond of. You could put the face of Osama Bin Laden on Michael Moore's body, or even funnier, Cindy Sheehan! Oh what fun! I can't wait until tomorrow to see what exciting things your dog has done, read more of the same stale republican jokes, and marvel at your wife, who looks like she might blow up to about 250 lbs in the very near future, if she hasn't already.

Oh and feel free to use some of my ideas, as I see that your running low.

#17 - Posted by: Alexander De Large on February 22, 2006 03:12 PM

You know what would have showed us up? You using the right "you're" in your first sentence and in your last sentence.

#18 - Posted by: sarahk on February 22, 2006 03:20 PM

Could be worse. You could be getting Michelle Malkin's messages.

#19 - Posted by: David J. on February 22, 2006 04:00 PM

Wait a minute... you... you're White people...?
Alex, dude, you rock. I almost got taken with this site. You have opened my eyes to the obvious deceit & canine worship so brazenly (and obviously seriously) displayed here. Damn you, Neo-cons! Damn you, animal-companion enslavers! Christians!!! Whites!!! Damn you allllll!!!
Up the dosage, bro.

#20 - Posted by: AlanABQ on February 22, 2006 04:00 PM

Alex de Lib - I dare you to say that to Sarahk/j's face you f***tard.

Heh.
Mr. Shiny rules...

#21 - Posted by: jimmyb on February 22, 2006 04:01 PM

Wolfman, you got me good there, you inbred trailer trash whore. Everytime someone quotes Clint Eastwood to one of "us" it makes us go nuculahr. You want to shock me, show me that you graduated high school.

Now get back to polishing your Magnum. Hooah!

#22 - Posted by: on February 22, 2006 04:06 PM

Ah, now I see. Alexander De (overcompensating because something is much closer to nano in size than) Large is just jealous. His two mommies won't buy him Photoshop - he only has Barbie's Horse Adventure.

#23 - Posted by: Master Shake on February 22, 2006 04:06 PM

Alex, make sure to pepper your widom-filled comments with lots of cheap shots and references to how we're all nothing but racists, trailer trash, elitists, etc. That'll show us!
Seriously... up the dosage, but check with mommy first. We don't want you to get an owie.

#24 - Posted by: AlanABQ on February 22, 2006 04:16 PM

Wow.

They sure come out swinging every time, don't they?

I don't get what makes them start cursing and making personal attacks all the time, but it seems to be a pretty regular pattern. Must be their "open-mindedness" and genuine concern for others. I actually visited a "liberal" site and found out that the comments are absolutely chock full of hatred and cursing! Sounds like the party I want to be in. Everyone not getting a joke or to have some level of rational behavior. C'mon, guys! Frank makes fun of Republicans too. That's pretty much what this site is about, if you can see it. But I guess it's hard to see jokes when it's taken so personally and you're hate-filled.

You must be coming to this site to get some fresh air but are unable to kick your habit and want to start a fight with people who truly care about the direction this nation is going.

You guys have quite a legacy. Filled with hate, sleeping around, and sucking babies' brains out seconds before they're born because you don't have enough money to make the BMW payment and keep the child. I pray this country lasts another 20 years, as the people in power become those who were raised on South Park and consider narcotics the path to better living, instead of working their issues out.

#25 - Posted by: c on February 22, 2006 09:15 PM

*plays the vet card by dropping DD-214 on the table*

Bite me, Tarver.

#26 - Posted by: Harvey on February 22, 2006 09:16 PM

When did Ducky become a "bland white person?" And does he KNOW??? Shows what an idiot our resident troll is. But then, since he's a troll, he MUST be an idiot.

#27 - Posted by: on February 22, 2006 09:43 PM

He-he-he! Judging from your response, I guess we did get you good. Frankly, I'm surprised you were able to set down your bong long enough to type. Tell you what; if you wnat to be such a crusader, since you don't have the pair to do a stint in the service, sign up for a tour in the Peace Corps. Spend a few years in some hole that will make you realize that the generational welfare recipiants in this country live like kings compared to several other parts in this world. It's not the military, but you'll learn more than any RDDB professor can teach you. Now 'scuse me whul I mosy out ta the pickup 'sos I kin polish muh Magnum...and S&K, and Winchester .30-06, and AR-15...:-D

#28 - Posted by: Wolfman Dan on February 22, 2006 09:44 PM

I think we've all learned a valuable lesson: Posts about dogs attract hippies and trolls...maybe that's why L. Simon catblogs?

#29 - Posted by: coleman063 on February 22, 2006 10:34 PM

Alex appears to me to be a mediocre, banal, unoriginal Clockwork Asshole. So bugger off you pissing, weepy little Devotchka. Go back to having a good old in-out in-out daisy chain with the rest of your pole-smoking, man-moloko guzzling droogs.

Wanker.

#30 - Posted by: DesertElephant on February 23, 2006 10:22 AM

So what's the joke? We are a bunch of white, puppy-posting, catblogging, Bush-loving, environment-destroying, rich-republican-trailer-trash-neocon-gun-worshippers.

Aren't we? Hello?

#31 - Posted by: BigOrangeAxe on February 23, 2006 05:03 PM

Guess so.

(Isn't that the point of a blog?)

Except for maybe the catblogging part. That seems a little hippie to me; don't know why.

#32 - Posted by: C on February 23, 2006 08:33 PM

WHITE... gun luving....Republican....dude must be talking about ME.....and I don't have to polish my Ruger...thank you very much
WK

#33 - Posted by: White Knight on February 23, 2006 09:25 PM
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